Elderly Woman Arrested for Kidnapping Neighbor’s Cats & Making Fur Coats

[jakeXT]

An 85-year-old woman in Waco, Texas has been been arrested for allegedly kidnapping neighbor’s cats and making them into fur coats.

Local residents couldn’t figure out where their cats were disappearing, so one or more residents decided to hire a private investigator. Some even thought they saw their own cats as a part of her fur coats. Eventually, the investigator successfully videotaped the woman stealing a neighbor’s cat.

According to World News Daily Report, the woman admitted in court that she tried to raise her own cats, but became too attached to them.

Prior to being caught on tape, the woman denied all allegations.

Prosecutors allege that the retired fashion designer skinned the cats in her basement. The following is a photo of the woman wearing one of her fur coats:

http://firsttoknow.com/cat-fur-coats/

[JawJaw]

1. Probably a parody story (fortunately). n/t

[Sanity Claws]

2. A whacko from Waco?

Something tells me that this story should have been printed on April 1st.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. From their site...

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[trusty elf]

4. I'm glad this is satire.

Jeebus H. Christ. I was going to ask what she made her hair out of.

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[LiberalElite]

6. Ok now I can calm down -

I just noticed Grumpy Cat in the car.

[Sanity Claws]

7. And she's in the driver's seat

I didn't catch that before you pointed it out. Haha

[Javaman]

5. She has nothing on Cruella DeVille LOL nt