Hillary Clinton
Related: About this forumHeads up, vagina voters! The elections are nearing
And we have got a lot of work to do to get ready. I'm a bit concerned because truth be told I'm not as flexible as I used to be. I've got to start working out to get ready to be able to fill out all those bubbles on the ballot using my vagina. I've been doing my kegels, but I'm worried that won't be enough. Voting with one's vagina takes great flexibility. Here are some exercises we need to be doing to get ready for the primaries.
Right now you may be thinking, "gee, if I just keep voting for men like I have my whole life, I can use my hands to vote." I urge you not to give in to such defeatist thinking. While the obstacles are great, they are not insurmountable. We are women, after all, the keepers of all things vaginal. We shall raise ourselves up to the challenge!
As for me, I've only got until Super Tuesday to get in shape, so I've got to get cracking!
Cary
(11,746 posts)I want to vote with a vagina.
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)It's my female privilege, the kind that makes people automatically want to vote for the first woman they see.
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Cary
(11,746 posts)mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)That looks painful
enid602
(8,614 posts)They'll have to lengthen the curtains in the voting booths this year.
Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)to prop up their candidate.
Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)If I don't cut down on carbs after this holiday, I'm going to need a map to find it.
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)if you ask nicely ... and maybe, provide the beer!
Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)Sancho
(9,067 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Could be this flexible.
BumRushDaShow
(128,846 posts)Heads up, vagina voters! The elections are nearing
http://www.democraticunderground.com/110733506
REASON FOR ALERT
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.
ALERTER'S COMMENTS
This sexist post will not help Hillary
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Jan 10, 2016, 05:11 PM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
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Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
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Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I am guessing that the alerter is sarcasm-challenged.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Lighten up. It's just a joke.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It is the power of the vaginal that will win in 2016!
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Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
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I think the vagina brigade got some extra squeezes in there.
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)Shaking my head.
BumRushDaShow
(128,846 posts)This was my 2nd alert today!
enid602
(8,614 posts)Well it was disruptive. Do you realize how many more tens of thousands of white, middle aged men will lose their senses of entitlement and die too young as a result of your callousness?
Treant
(1,968 posts)never knowing the joy of the vagina's embrace.
okasha
(11,573 posts)will live to see the dawn because
I am not bringing artists' tools into this discussion.
William769
(55,145 posts)We must be special.
still_one
(92,136 posts)kjones
(1,053 posts)BainsBane
(53,031 posts)Yesterday featured Susan Sarandon saying she wasn't going to vote with her vagina.
And my OP mocking that idea is alerted on as being sexist.
kjones
(1,053 posts)Personally, I support vaginal suffrage (see also "enfranchising of the fallopians"
as equally as I do ball ballots and penile poll privileges.
The right of all gonads to vote deserves a standing ovary-ation.
May our democracy stand the testes of time!
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)William769
(55,145 posts)I fear if I tried any of those I might hurt something! But as a Gay man...
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Beacool
(30,247 posts)Point and shoot.....
BooScout
(10,406 posts)I am so glad I am voting by absentee ballot. All I need to do is draw the drapes and VOTE!
Treant
(1,968 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)the envelope!!
LuvLoogie
(6,992 posts)wildeyed
(11,243 posts)Start practicing, ladies
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)RandySF
(58,770 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Those look painful. Do I HAVE to vote with my vagina? If I vote with my fingers does it automatically go to Sanders or O'Malley? Please help!
As for person who alerted, someone has waaaay to much time on his or her hands. And suffering from Humor Deficit Disorder.
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)your post is bound to inspire a rush of disengaged males to the polls ... just to watch!
mcar
(42,302 posts)In anticipation of this moment. I am ready to vote with my vagina.
Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)Last edited Mon Jan 11, 2016, 12:56 PM - Edit history (1)
will you need a mirror?
mcar
(42,302 posts)to all us vagina voters.
Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)classykaren
(769 posts)Bernie.
Beacool
(30,247 posts)I'll be ready for my state's primary.
Hekate
(90,645 posts)Laser102
(816 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)Cha
(297,154 posts)Alerters attempting to take care of our business in Hillary's Group that: BB has every right to give her flexible views on countering Sarandon's statement with intelligence and humor.
Thank your well timed piece on getting ourselves ready to vote Bains! I love Yoga but personally I'm voting with my heart and my brain.. and, of course, my hands.
William769
(55,145 posts)Maybe if they spent less time in this Group trying to get a gotcha and more time working for their candidate, he just might break 20% in the National polls.
On the plus side though, it's great news for us!
Cha
(297,154 posts)Which does them absolutely no good at all. Doesn't it just figure, though.
lol cracks me up!
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)It's the second alert that I know of on this OP, the first to a jury.
That is just messed up.
Cha
(297,154 posts)the nerve to give a counter OP as to why Sarandon's didn't make any sense whatsoever.
ismnotwasm
(41,976 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)Good to be around Dems that have not lost the ability of having fun which does not trash another human being.
mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)Bryan
(1,837 posts)I used to vote with my stomach, but I stopped after I realized I made a write-in vote for a pulled pork sandwich for County Coroner.
BlueMTexpat
(15,366 posts)Thanks for the many Monday am chuckles, BB!
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)comradebillyboy
(10,143 posts)Tanuki
(14,918 posts)BainsBane
(53,031 posts)hanging gnads?