Want a home in Venezuela? Then you need the Chavista Loyalty Card!

[GatoGordo]

Governing for all? Maduro insists on assigning homes for the "Carnet de la Patria"
The Cooperator

Caracas, March 20 The President of the Republic, Nicolás Maduro, announced on Tuesday that the distribution, delivery and financing of one million homes that will be delivered this year is necessary to have the "Carnet de la Homeland".

We are going to proceed through the" Carnet de la Patria "to organize the new communities and assign the constructions of one million homes and land ," he said during an activity in Miranda state.

In this sense, he said that this party instrument will be "decisive to complete the 'miracle of the Bolivarian Revolution'", as it will contribute to meet the "housing needs of the more than 16 million Venezuelans."

"The Great Housing Mission Venezuela is a machinery. We have industrialized the construction of houses, for that reason I can commit myself before you to deliver the house three million in December of 2019. I can make that commitment because I am going to fulfill it and I can commit myself to get to the house five million with the 'Carnet de la Homeland, I can do it, "he added.

https://elcooperante.com/gobernando-para-todos-maduro-insiste-en-asignar-viviendas-a-traves-del-carnet-de-la-patria/

Pah. A mere one million homes and apartments. In a nation that can't keep the electrical grid up more than a few hours each day.

Yes, when times were simpler, the Carnet de la Patria was only needed to get food and medicine (providing you voted correctly, and showed up to the mandatory assemblies). Now, you must show your loyalty to Chavismo to have a place to rest your weary head.

[COLGATE4]

1. The holders of the carnet will receive about as much

housing as they receive food and medicine in the actuality.

[GatoGordo]

2. Indeed! Maduro has decreed it!

And since he has said so, a million homes will be created out of thin air (in ONE YEAR!) for those who show their loyalty to Chavismo by voting en masse in the coming national elections. Make sure you bring your Carnet to the voting booth "red spot", because you can't get freebies if you can't prove you voted for Maduro!**

**Just make sure you get your food/medicine is already at the "point of sale"/voting booth, because we don't want an experience like the last time, when the Christmas hams (pernil) were actually only vouchers and Maduro refused to pay (cash up front, dollars or Euros only) his Portuguese suppliers for said hams that never appeared, and in return for their votes the Chavist voters got to eat their vouchers... not nearly as satisfying as pernil.

The voters won't fall for that "voucher scam" again. If the Chavista faithful are going to vote properly, then the bribes better be ready to be dispersed!