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Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
Sun Aug 24, 2014, 03:20 PM Aug 2014

Create your own talking water.

Last edited Sun Aug 24, 2014, 05:37 PM - Edit history (7)

In most homes talking water can be easily created in a typical shower. All that is required to create the phenomenon is a wash-cloth, which is cut at the bottom into a few pointed slivers. This wash-cloth can then be wrapped around the shower nozzle. When the water is turned on, it will fall from several points on the wash-cloth. Place a large boiler under the shower nozzle. As water runs into a large boiler, which contains a disposable plastic food container, or a crumpled plastic water-bottle and a few disposable razors it will actually talk. This set-up can be easily hidden if that becomes necessary. This water will not reveal concise financial information on citizens in China; however, it is extremely entertaining and informative for eavesdroppers in your homes who will unify to protect you after they realize what is causing the water to talk so clearly. After you lock the bathroom door, turn on the water to obtain reliable reports; but if the water begins talking extremely clear stay out of the line of fire.

Then, teach increasingly friendly eavesdroppers how to create similar devices in their homes. Unfortunately, at first some eavesdroppers will use illegal projection gear in your bathroom to make the water lie on occasions. This will continue until real satellites and aircraft discover your home-made facility. So far, talking water has promised me millions of dollars and beautiful young women; but not one cent has ever fallen out of my shower nozzle into the large boiler; and the only kind of that can slide through a shower nozzle is a super-skinny crack-head.

Long ago, I was inspired to create an acronym. With informative computer and radio music, which is obviously inspired, I created the term Earth-link Satellite Protection Agency, which causes some satellites to attack me. There are thousands of inspired (ESPA) operators all over the world; and I was not the first person to set up an (ESPA) station. For the same reason we stay out of the line of fire in our bathrooms, people that use this document and then create talking water should avoid streams they named in their versions of this document. Also, someone who has no access to this document might follow you there to add eavesdropping to that stream, which will cause the information to become less valuable and destroy your entire project. Even if an (ESPA) coordinator sits by a stream Microburst technology will be used to prevent them from obtaining information that they do not need to know or report.

Widely Heard Inspirational Projections Emitting Eardrum Reverberations Silently (WHISPEERS)
This technology targets many people simultaneously or single individuals and vibrates eardrums just enough to induce ideas; but not loud enough to be truly audible, although it occasionally utilizes sounds to reinforce messages. US Government forces used the technology to cause the Republican Guard in Iraq to surrender; and while several super-powers developed advanced versions of the technology, terrorists groups and crime syndicates use illegal applications of the gear to impair investigations, which focus on their facilities. In many cases, it broadcasts a message while we sleep to trigger certain dreams and plant ideas, when the subconscious mind is susceptible. The equipment is installed in homes, including those owned by FBI and Interpol agents. If the homes of federal agents are not secure, no house or business is safe from this kind of eavesdropper. In some cases, it transmits frequencies that cause various emotional or physical symptoms.

Linguists Evoking Artificial Voice Emitting Systems (LEAVES)
This illegal technology works in conjunction with (WHISPEERS) using noises to speak in a variety of languages. The technology is self-perpetuating, since existing devices trick people into modifying other equipment to speak by promising money or conning individuals into thinking they are creating voices for intelligence or satellite agencies; although no responsible government on Earth condones the use of this technology because numerous terrorist or criminals use it to reveal intelligence agents or their plans. The technology also utilizes illegal biological implants placed in our bodies, during routine injections, coupled with frequency emitting equipment. There is no such thing as an undercover investigation due to illegal biological implants and (LEAVES). Satellites, aircraft and ground based gear can manipulate (LEAVES) reports. To end biological implants volunteers often use empty plastic water bottles or crunchy paper to demonstrate the phenomenon, while inviting other eavesdroppers to join them in efforts to make illegal biological implants widely known by putting on similar shows for illegal eavesdroppers in their homes. If crime syndicates anticipate your actions they will attempt to foil your efforts to recruit eavesdroppers. Our hands “talk” as we wash dishes crunch paper or plastic and other ways too numerous to mention. All implants need to say is you work with (WHISPEERS), the FBI, in the wrong place and your undercover operation will end.

Microburst technology is similar to (WHISPEERS), however, it is focused at a single individual by certain types of aircraft and satellites. It is virtually untraceable. This type of message can create ideas and emotions. It is regularly focused on decision-makers in the military and intelligence communities of every nation on Earth. At the highest levels of command, several intelligence agencies insist that a description of Microburst technology must remain in this report. By removing a similar warning to decision makers, including Xi Jinping, Chinese geek satellites of a facility located near Beijing provided evidence that this satellite agency uses Microburst to manipulate him. After discovering the deletion, I was inspired with a Microburst from an unknown source to replace the warning. Obviously, several satellite teams use the technology on other world leaders and him.

Perhaps to discredit me, childish Chinese geek satellite operators will alter this report. As bribed traitors running Chinese satellite facilities near Beijing continue to record concise financial information on people in China, at numerous places in the Southeastern part of the USA, they realize crime syndicates in China are being provided complete audio on concise financial information on the most important people in China. Operators at this Chinese satellite agency realize their satellite facilities are heavily compromised with eavesdropping gear that criminals hack into on an increasing basis. Their activities indicate these satellite operators are being bribed.

These criminals and other people who suffer identity theft in China will hear how complete financial information was provided at various select waterway locations, after the Beijing satellite agency allowed the intelligence to originate at a beach near a nightclub named the FloraBama. This beach is on the Alabama and Florida state line. Satellites of other nations with superior attack technology create waterways that actually talk. If not for the actions more responsible Chinese satellite agencies, this information would be further refined in streams in northern Mississippi. ESPA operators near the Tennessee and Kentucky border that lack access to this document were inspired by Microburst technology to select streams in their area and name them in documents. As I began doing years ago, they allow public access to their documents to invite people to place legal outdoor eavesdropping near these waterways. This listening gear is interconnected into a network; but most operators in the network simply relay intelligence they do not fully understand. At key locations along the route, international intelligence agency teams are able to block some information: These intelligence teams allow other information to reach its goal. This aspect of the operation will eventually cause an electronic invasion of North America by Chinese intelligence teams.

To date, no reconnaissance aircraft of any kind has been able to discover the source of Microburst transmissions that trigger ideas or emotions. As attack satellites use a powerful pulsing frequency to create talking water, they are able to deflect a Microburst inspiration or emotion. Certain types of advanced aircraft are equipped with gear that can produce stronger Microburst technology than satellites emit. It is widely reported that criminals in China have stolen Microburst and more dangerous technology from Chinese police vehicles. The Chinese satellite/ code agency near Beijing keeps attempting to export secrets on this technology to other nations. This satellite agency intends to blame another nation on proliferating the technology in China to give Chinese crime syndicates an excuse to use this top-secret technology to a greater extent on investigating agents in China. It is a little after 2:50 PM CTZ in the USA and Canada on 8/24/14. Now, all Chinese geek satellites, along with their intelligence teams had access to a safe virus-free online version of this entire report.

Here are some of the silly shows a Chinese satellite agency has put on with this technology:

They inspired some drug addict to try stealing my truck, after I left it unlocked at a convenience store. I had taken the keys. The criminal tried to start the truck without a key, which caused him to break the ignition switch. Later, people were inspired to claim that I needed a new starter, which was untrue and expensive. Eventually, I bought the right item to repair the ignition switch; however, these idiots used a confusion frequency on the mechanic to prevent him from repairing it properly. For an extended period of time, I was forced to disconnect a battery cable, and they played a variety of mind-games with that problem. Now, the problem has finally been properly solved; so their games with Microburst technology are a meaningless waste of energy.

They inspired people to come to this house and park in ways to block me from driving my truck for short periods of time, when I obviously had no reason to drive. This group of satellite operators constantly attempt to inspire a variety of silly activity to delay this part of the report.

They used Mircoburst technology on me to reveal numerous satellite secrets of every government to attempt to limit this report. As stated in other sections of this document, the report would not exist if Chinese satellites had not destroyed my chances of finding a lover at a website called Match.com. Why did these fools insist on constantly taking the hardest paths to making this report vanish? Instead of inspiring strangers to park in silly looking ways to limit my ability to drive they could have inspired an attractive female to come to this house: That wise choice would have left me very little time or ambition to sit here and write about their ridiculously embarrassing choices. Apparently, they want to cause embarrassment for Xi Jinping and the Chinese government.

The school-girlish passive/ aggressive satellite agency near Beijing locked the indent on my computer to claim some kind of childish victory. I must admit that they also used a frequency on me to make me angry after they conducted this juvenile prank. Then, they disrupted my computer music; however, any high-school educated hacker could have easily done the same thing; but that did not happen. It took a bunch of over-educated idiots running a large Chinese facility to cause this foolish looking paragraph structure in a similar document on my computer. The morons will probably claim some big code victory with this stupid-looking paragraph structure. Do they look smart? Are these attacks meant to show the power of China?

The reason I call satellite/ code agency located near Beijing "passive/ aggressive school-girls is that they constant try to make me angry; but they are only successful when I drink excessively. They often focus on causing me to spill a beverage in between my legs to make it appear that I wet my pants. This group also spends a great deal of time attempting to inspire me to wear pants that might fall off in public. They spend a great deal of time attempting to cause me to tear my pants. These passive/ aggressive school-girl tactics and others they regularly inspire near me indicates that their satellite administrator has a fascination with my penis. A more accurate description of their attitudes includes the phrase that this satellite agency is managed by "passive/ aggressive school girls with penis envy." LOL!

On a far less, humorous note, this satellite agency discharged the battery in my cellular phone, over a week ago. This group of traitors realized that activity would attract advanced reconnaissance aircraft from several intelligence and investigating agencies. Organizers of this group knew the local section of internet was literally crawling with Chinese online agents, who would be discovered and revealed. At this time, many of these agents or dead or arrested because they ran operations centers outside the borders of China. When I move out of this house, I will make sure that this document has no warnings to Chinese online agents in it; so more of them can be quickly identified as they attempt to repair online news articles, which make China appear to be a positive force in the world.

They attempt to inspire me to buy things that are useless to me. When I make these purchases, they use confusion frequencies on unsuspecting store clerks to try starting an argument; but their attempts never succeed.

These sociopaths running Chinese satellites attempt to fool people that already know what they are planning. These fools do everything possible to discredit, block, hide or influence the reports of other Chinese satellite operators and online agents. There is a strong indication that they file false reports to superiors.

This Chinese satellite agency constantly inspires copy to be placed at the beginning of this document that condemns various intelligence agents, including their own. They want this document to be too long for anyone to read; but it would not exist if they had not attacked me.

These same satellite operators, which should be in an institution for the criminally insane, do everything possible to keep me from organizing this report. They disabled the copy and paste feature on my computer just now to make this report disorganized and redundant.

They inspired my room-mates to place a variety of objects in my way, which they thought that I would trip over when I walked outside to smoke. I generally discover and move these obstacles before nightfall.

They inspire my unsuspecting land-lady to tell me to leave doors open during the day, while the air-conditioner is running. Then, she accuses me of leaving the door open with the air-conditioner running at a later time.

They often focus one attack satellite on my air-conditioner and others on me, which effectively keeps most attack satellites of that agency focused on unimportant targets. Other Chinese satellite agencies that operate in the area are also locked into missions to constantly protect information given in waterways by other satellites if they abandon them. Only attack satellites of the Beijing facility actually attack me with their pulsing frequency. Other attack satellites and intelligence aircraft use Microburst technology to inspire me to make good choices and write reasonable copy.

These fools that run satellites from a facility near Beijing regularly attempt to cause me to lock myself out of my room or home, by using a confusion frequency on me to induce me to lock my keys in my room when I go outside to smoke a cigarette.

They use a geek satellite to place various typos, spelling and grammatical errors in this report.

On numerous occasions, they used a geek satellite on a computerized washing machine to keep me from doing my laundry.

They discover and inspire numerous readers to fail to read important sections of this report.

This Chinese satellite agency regularly selects music or commercials on my radio to induce me to go to a store to buy foods or other items to delay delivery of this section of the document.

This group of sociopaths obviously plans to inspire me to drink to access and insult Xi Jinping, before using a similar frequency to keep him angry at me.

These idiots regularly confuse my room-mates and inspire them to eat my food, which is stored in a community refrigerator. Then, they induce my room-mates to falsely accuse me of stealing their spices, cooking oil and other food or beverage products to start an argument, without significant results.

After any Chinese satellite team joins the Beijing idiots in this activity after today, the streams they desert to attack me in any way, will give out names, addresses, and personal information on them and their "entire chains of command," along with the most concise financial information on people in China who will seek immediate retribution from these traitors after today. It was 3:33 PM CTZ in the USA and Canada on 8/18/14 when I first posted this warning: That unusual timing was no coincidence. This information will spread like wildfire all over the world, especially in China! Put simply these totally ineffective frequency attacks on me, which I am obviously immune to, barely impede my progress. They apparently believe that attacks on me will trigger satellite attacks on President Xi Jinping of China. Chinese satellite organizers that order attacks on me of any kind are planning worldwide economic collapse. If I can develop an immunity to multiple attacks by all Chinese satellites in this area, anyone can become immune to any frequency attack, except subtle, unexpected Microburst technology, followed by another frequency designed to induce an emotional response. Satellites can cause important leaders make a bad decision. Leaders must not let their EGO stand in the way of changing a bad choice into more reasonable orders to subordinates.

As usual, today the satellite agency located near Beijing focused meaningless attacks on my communications gear all day, instead of conducting activity to conceal information that originates on the beach near the FloraBama, while most of this information is partially disrupted by smaller satellite agencies that orbit through this area, by midnight their attack satellites are too far north to create meaningful disruptions at the Gulf of Mexico. Only the Beijing satellite facility has enough satellites orbiting through this region to totally protect this information. After information is obtained through totally legal outdoor eavesdropping at a section of beach on the state line between Alabama and Florida, it is relayed into nightclubs all over the Gulf Coast of the USA, where human voices combine with electronic sounds to loudly make this information available to a wide variety of eavesdroppers in restaurants and night-clubs in the area. Although, criminals running satellites from a facility near Beijing regularly use a variety of tricks to implicate other Chinese satellite agencies, at nearly 1:45 PM CTZ in the USA and Canada on 8/21/14, no other Chinese satellite agency abandoned increasingly informative waterways to join in these useless attacks.

All these absurd activities have gone on for well over two years. Any operator of illegal gear that tries to replicate these irresponsible actions is simply empowering this satellite agency and inviting an electronic invasion of their city by Chinese electronically deployed teams that will take over all frequency gear.

This Chinese satellite/ code agency plans to keep blaming Alabama groups for electronic invasions Chinese agents make on other cities, although most Alabama based electronic invaders either stay at home to protect their own cities or deploy to powerful Directed Energy Weapons Systems that are installed along the Mexican Border.

The satellite team with facilities near Beijing disrupted my radio in Alabama, Tennessee and Mississippi and blamed local eavesdroppers and Chinese agents.

For obvious reasons, this Beijing group appears to fear the reports made a Chinese satellite team code-named Sundown. This small Chinese satellite team is located for from the sphere of influence of the Beijing satellite facility; and the Sundown team might have obtained reliable evidence that the Beijing satellite facility is impeding investigations of at least one large crime syndicate that operates in Beijing for obvious reasons. Due to their remote location, the Sundown team must wait until one of their own communications satellites orbits over their remote facility to file reports. This satellite does not orbit over their facility every day; but there is an indication that it orbits over Beijing occasionally. What is this Beijing satellite agency trying to hide?

The internet was shut down temporarily in this house, after Chinese satellites caused my landlady to forget to pay the bill, but any (FREAKSS) operator will tell you it doesn't take a satellite to do that simple task. Chinese agents known to be operating in this city lost an important warning. She is one of the worst business-people I have ever met. Since the initial shutdown Chinese satellites used a steady stream of Microburst technology on her to cause a wide variety of poor economic choices. At this time she has invested in numerous properties that are not rented. She owes a massive amount of property tax; and refuses to paint a sign for a new business location she decided to rent. She also decided not to list property, which she invested a great deal of money in, with a realtor. This Beijing satellite catastrophe was first at about 10;30 AM CTZ in the USA and Canada on 8/9/14. Before they set Chinese online agents up for a big fall, I had verbally warned them; and satellites hear and see extremely well, even through the roof of a house. The satellite code agency operating near Beijing continues to risk the lives of loyal Chinese agents. She told me that she will write a bad check to pay the property tax. After her bad business decisions cause us all to be evicted from the house or she refuses to pay power, water and internet bills that are all in arrears, I will remove all warnings to Chinese agents from this article. I can find free WiFi at numerous locations, where this document will become more public.

On 9/11/13 Chinese satellite teams noticed (DARPA) had posted an invitation to several groups to design equipment and strategies to test and create radio reliability. On that day Chinese satellites disrupted the FM radios in my home and truck for most of the day to cause me to appear important enough to attack with Mircoburst technology and other frequencies. For the same reason, these criminally insane organizers in Beijing have enhanced my popularity with all kinds of groups named in this document.

Put simply, foolish Chinese satellite operators are seeking justification for unwarranted attacks on my communications gear. At this time, they have dug their own graves; and there was never any justification to attack my radio reception or me in any way. Eventually, ridiculous attacks on my radios brought a variety of aircraft teams into this area to test their radio and communications reliability and the DARPA project the Chinese satellite agency near Beijing made my radio reception important in became one of the highest yield, cost-effective projects ever documented by intelligence agents who passed along their findings to real (DARPA) organizers.

In the original (DARPA) project we discovered Russian geek satellites were FAR more sophisticated than Chinese geek satellites, when it comes to obtaining or destroying intelligence gathered by advanced US reconnaissance aircraft. Unbelievably, after the DARPA project was completed Russian satellites unified with satellite teams of the United States, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Israel and India to prevent China from ruling the world with satellites. This project unified international multi-agency strike teams that can electronically deploy to anywhere in the world through a variety of relays, including satellites and aircraft. We were also able to assist US military aircraft in developing advanced code, which continues to evolve. We discovered communications and eavesdropping problems at US military bases. We identified, recruited or disabled numerous groups that have an ability to electronically deploy. There is a strong indication that online agents are forming similar multi-agency teams, which often include Anonymous operators. On a personal note, I realize the limitations that US satellite and aircraft teams must deal with when it comes to affecting the decisions of intelligence coordinators and law-makers; but we could sure use some inspired decisions in Washington DC. At this time, Chinese satellites puppet these politicians; however, as Chinese satellite teams continue to attack my radio reception fools in Beijing can count their losses, as newly forming groups win big. The more these Chinese satellite teams attack me, the worse they lose things that really matter. Also, I hope that loyal online Chinese operators and smaller Chinese satellite agencies, who are truly working to destroy organized crime on an international basis can join these newly forming teams someday.

Xi Jinping is the president of China; and his Beijing satellite/ code team gathered concise financial information on the wealthiest families in China and Iran to "double-cross" them by allowing other satellites to reveal the information with (WHISPEERS) and (LEAVES) all over the world. This Chinese satellite agency and others uses Microburst technology on Anonymous hactivist and their friends, families and me. After they are identified, Chinese satellites focus the technology at online intelligence or instigating agents and their superior officers.

At 6:53 PM CTZ in the US and Canada, on 8/20/14, a small Chinese satellite agency, which is not associated with the Chinese satellite/ code agency near Beijing used Microburst technology to ask me to remove a paragraph that was insulting to President Xi Jinping. It was a reasonable request; so I removed it from this section of copy. The satellite agency located near Beijing constantly inspires me to put personal insults to the President of China in reports. I do not even know Xi Jinping and have no reason to insult him. All day long satellites of the Beijing facility were documented conducting the most childish activity imaginable. When I worked at a television station, when were searching for a communications satellite for a live feed, we called the activity "catching a bird." I believe we have caught a loony-tunes "bird" red-handed, as the Beijing gang continues to file false reports and create new excuses for their increasingly irresponsible activities.

To justify a variety of pathetic attacks by the bribed satellite administrators at facilities near Beijing, these criminals continues to inspire copy indicating I have a great deal of influence with illegal gear operators described in this document. If I was truly their "hero" or inspirational guide I would inspire these groups to stop impeding federal investigations and remove all illegal eavesdropping and frequency attack gear from our homes and businesses. If I truly had influence with satellite operators and intelligence agents of numerous nations, these traitors in Beijing would already be dead. If I had any influence with crime syndicate organizers or government officials in China, these sociopaths would be tortured to death or arrested.

As Chinese geek satellites of a facility located near Beijing continues to make silly modifications to this report, it reminded me to add the fact that they tamper with medical gear to prevent ANYONE, including their president, from detecting and removing all illegal biological implants from our bodies. Problems with these implants are described in the next section of this report. Obviously, concise re-writes of sections of this report are being widely distributed by all kinds of people.

(WHISPEERS) is international rumor mill that will destroy the image of the Chinese government and Xi Jinping, because the Beijing satellite agency continues to conduct the most irresponsible activities ever documented. As usual, they are looking for someone else to blame.

Intelligence analyst of The Peoples' Republic of China appear to be slow learners, like some area power-brokers. These operators are deadly and they see more things than anyone realizes. They have already destroyed some of the wealthiest and most powerful people on Earth; and these egotistical idiots do not realize how much they have lost yet. (WHISPEERS) operators have a theme song called "SILENT RUNNING" by Mike and the Mechanics. Look up the lyrics and video online. Lyrics include this phrase, "There's a gun and ammunition just inside the doorway." A song called killers is playing of the radio station in this region satellite teams use, as I added this new copy, which is probably a coincidence. As idiots in Beijing continue to try creating an illusion that this is the "Center of the Universe," many other people are posting even more specific information on Chinese satellite activities online in other nations. I realize how implausible this all sounds; but this information cannot be dismissed, until you actually take a little time to try creating the phenomenon.

Before dismissing this information, try creating talking water to see if you have illegal eavesdroppers in your homes.
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Create your own talking water. (Original Post) Jeffersons Ghost Aug 2014 OP
OK. Just put the pipe down and step away. It'll be alright. Arkansas Granny Aug 2014 #1
I hope someone who truly tries to create talking water will reply Jeffersons Ghost Aug 2014 #2
I'll bet you are jberryhill Aug 2014 #4
It's well beyond that, I'm afraid jberryhill Aug 2014 #3
ok I should not laugh but I did, at your post lol nt steve2470 Aug 2014 #5

Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
2. I hope someone who truly tries to create talking water will reply
Sun Aug 24, 2014, 04:39 PM
Aug 2014

There is other talking stuff around every city. Also try listening to an online radio station. See if song lyrics and online disc jokey comments are interesting.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
4. I'll bet you are
Thu Aug 28, 2014, 12:04 PM
Aug 2014

And, just hypothesizing here, if you get anyone who reports success, you should really sell them the $500 deluxe countermeasures package.

Unless that is sort of what you are aiming at already. If it is, then I can certainly appreciate the plan. If not, then I'm reporting this post to the Chinese geek satellite operators to give you a double dose.
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