What is everyone doing to invent new ways of doing evil, in these busy times?

[Vanje]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/20/phil-robertson-demonized-lgbt-people-in-2010-sermon-they-invent-ways-of-doing-evil/





Coming up with really fresh evil ideas is getting real hard for me. There are only so many hours in the day, and I'm already so busy with the War on Christmas. Theres my job , and making time for friends and family, and pets. I've got some cookie-baking to catch up on.

I need some ideas here.
How do my busy gay friends keep up with creating new ways of doing evil?

[MNBrewer]

1. I'm unemployed, so for me the War on Christmas is pretty much full time

that and promoting marriage equality (aka, men with men and women with women).

And shoveling my sidewalks, baking bread, brewing beer, taking out the recycling... but yeah, EEEEEEVILE!!!!!1

[Vanje]

3. Unemployment sucks

But I'm glad you are pursuing your evil practices of brewing, baking, shoveling, and recycling.
Stay evil!

[Vanje]

2. I was in a big chain store today

I was at a store where they have had Duck Dynasty merch displayed prominently near the check-out area.
I really wanted to engage in a new way of being evil with the duck stuff, but I was dissappointed.
It was all gone.
Not one mug, calender, big-gulp cup, or poster of a bearded bigoted doofus was in view.

I think my right of free-expression has been abridged.

[icymist]

4. It's too bad we couldn't change the 'D' in Duck to a 'F'!

That might ruffle ol' Phil Robertson's feathers! Quack!

[Behind the Aegis]

5. I am a Jew, so I got that going for me.

I am not all about the war on Christmas, I am more a meddler with Easter. Sometimes I switch prices on cars with stickers from the local grocery store in order to bring down the economy. MHAHAHA! OH...and I cross my "I"s and dot my "T"s! I do it just to fuck with people!


PS...glad you are doing well!

[mitchtv]

6. i make sure I talk about my Benefit package

that my union achieved when ever i visit a 'minimum
wage'
business

[Fearless]

7. Well as a gay man

I force straight men like Ted Haggart into consensual sex.