FDA Recommends Smaller Condoms

[rocktivity]

Recent Centers for Disease Control figures on condom use revealed just a third of single men use the rubber protection, and one of the most common reasons for non-users is that they “slip off...”

Now the Food and Drug Administration, which regulates health industry standards, has conceded that there is a need for smaller condoms in a desperate bid to lower the rates of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies. The agency has therefore made a policy change to allow manufacturing companies to make condoms of all sizes...

https://www.yourhhrsnews.com/?p=32120


rocktivity

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Health care designed specifically for Trumpites.

[CincyDem]

2. Sheesh

Does every f'ing thing about this administration have to be about taking care of Trump and his personal needs?

[thbobby]

3. Hard to put a condom on a flaccid penis. Especially a tiny one

when using tiny hands. This can't be about trump. But damn, the bad jokes just jump out.

[OnDoutside]

4. And toadstool shaped ones !!!

[MuseRider]

5. Easy fix.

Label each box Large, Larger and Humongous and make them all the same size, average.

If you actually DO need Humongous then go see your doctor. He can get you the correct size.

[qazplm135]

6. What's the size after humongous?

😉😋

[Locrian]

7. they need to change the size description

make it like coffee

tall
grande
venti

[MuseRider]

8. Hmmmmmm, dunno! ;-)

I long ago gave up the already nonexistent interest I had in dick sizes. I figure men had that cornered already. All I know is that slippage can be handled by getting the fuck over it and getting the correct size but as always....they don't seem to like condoms. I never did either but it comes down to one thing.....women having to again shoulder all the reproductive responsibilities.

I was initially being amused when I posted and smart ass with my reply but damn. I do not remember slippage with any of my boyfriends who did use them. I took the pill but it was double protection. They only slipped if they were too big. Maybe, like most things, they are more expensive but done cheaply?

[mopinko]

9. like olives

large, jumbo, extra jumbo.

[MuseRider]

10. Yes! n/t