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eridani

(51,907 posts)
Sat Jul 12, 2014, 05:23 AM Jul 2014

Beocat and Grendel's Dog

Brave Beocat,
brood-kit of Ecgthmeow,
Hearth-pet of Hrothgar
in whose high halls
He mauled without mercy
many fat mice,
Night did not find napping
nor snack-feasting.
The wary war-cat,
whiskered paw-wielder,
Bearer of the burnished neck-belt,
gold-braided collar band,
Feller of fleas
fatal, too, to ticks,
The work of wonder-smiths,
woven with witches' charms,

Sat on the throne-seat
his ears like sword-points
Upraised, sharp-tipped,
listening for peril-sounds,
When he heard from the moor-hill
howls of the hell-hound,
Gruesome hunger-grunts
of Grendel's Great Dane,
Deadly doom-mutt,
dread demon-dog.

Then boasted Beocat,
noble battle-kitten,
Bane of barrow-bunnies,
bold seeker of nest-booty:
"If hand of man unhasped
the heavy hall-door
And freed me to frolic forth
to fight the fang-bearing fiend,
I would lay the whelpling low
with lethal claw-blows;
Fur would fly
and the foe would taste death-food.

But resounding snooze-noise,
stern slumber-thunder,
Nose-music of men snoring
mead-hammered in the wine-hall,
Fills me with sorrow-feeling
for Fate does not see fit
To send some fingered folk
to lift the firm-fastened latch
That I might go grapple
with the grim ghoul-pooch."

Thus spoke the mouse-shredder,
hunter of hall-pests,
Short-haired Hrodent-slayer,
greatest of pussy-Geats.

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Beocat and Grendel's Dog (Original Post) eridani Jul 2014 OP
Purrr-illiant! intaglio Jul 2014 #1
Waes Hael Beocat, Tunacan Hall Eorla n/t sarge43 Jul 2014 #2
I approve of this message Beowulf Jul 2014 #3
Brilliant! That's a keeper! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2014 #4
Fabulous! You win the Intertoobz today! n/t TygrBright Jul 2014 #5
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