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Phentex

(16,330 posts)
Tue Oct 31, 2017, 09:53 AM Oct 2017

Coming soon to Shark Tank: the human placeholder...

keeps your space for you when you get up to (pee, get coffee, other)

Keeps your pet from taking over the space you were in... leaving you no place to sit!

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Lori: I LOVE it! I can sell these on QVC. Oh, look, you can make them look just like the owner.

Mark: I can put these in stadiums all over the world! Hold my beer.

Daymond: I hate pets. I'm out.

Robert: I like that's there's an app that makes it sound like the owner is still there.

Barbara: My cats are white. They sleep on white pillows. I love pets but I have all white furniture so I'm out.

Mr. Wonderful: What you do, you little cockroach, is get a line of designer pet furniture like I have and the animals have their own place to sit! Why are you still standing there? Wait, are you the placeholder? Get outta here.

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Coming soon to Shark Tank: the human placeholder... (Original Post) Phentex Oct 2017 OP
Huh? brush Oct 2017 #1
My dogs take my seat when I get up and I can't move them. Phentex Oct 2017 #2
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