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TEB

(12,827 posts)
Wed May 16, 2018, 11:34 AM May 2018

A conversation with my golden retriever

He had go to the veterinarian this morning. And he is sulking on the couch.

Teb - why the long sad face mister furry boy.

Furry boy - looking at me muzzle on his paws no wag wag.

Teb - I did this for your own well being your ear was infected.

Furry boy - grrrrrr moaning I’ll translate as I’m fluent in Golden retriever speak. I know man , but I feel I don’t know I was embarrassed. They looked in my ears and my mouth felt me up. I don’t even know those people.

Teb - hey but you now have medicine for your ears. And they will get better why you even took your medicine with a peanut butter and fluff sandwich. Come over here and let me cuddle you I love you mister.

Furry boy - moaning - man I just thought we were going for a car ride and we ended up at the vets. I don’t know man somehow I feel betrayed. And then you made a scene at the vets literally carrying me out of the car. I did not want to get out of the car I knew where we were.

Teb - get over here don’t lay at the end of the couch and just look at me. I love you mister.

Furry boy - oh ok man I cannot hold a grudge let’s snuggle ,Wag happy wag wags.

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A conversation with my golden retriever (Original Post) TEB May 2018 OP
When Angel Duke moved in with me, he had significant scarring on his ear flaps irisblue May 2018 #1
LOL heaven05 May 2018 #2
Poor guy, ear problems are the worst, hope he's better soon. procon May 2018 #3
Oh goodness, TEB, elleng May 2018 #4
TEB ploppy May 2018 #5

irisblue

(32,929 posts)
1. When Angel Duke moved in with me, he had significant scarring on his ear flaps
Wed May 16, 2018, 11:36 AM
May 2018

The biweekly ear check/cleaning wasn' t easy.

procon

(15,805 posts)
3. Poor guy, ear problems are the worst, hope he's better soon.
Wed May 16, 2018, 12:23 PM
May 2018

My Pyrs loves peanut butter and she will do anything for a spoonful. She must have super powers because she always knows when I open the peanut butter jar and comes to get her share. Never thought of adding fluff, no wonder your dog keeps you around!

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