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Related: About this forumHow to get a sofa all to yourself the boog
1-Eat cat food early in the day
After the man forgot to put cat bowl up
2- let it brew in tummy
3- unleash gas that man says smells like burning rubber and everybody clears out of family room.
You know its kind of lonely being on a couch all alone. Since man and the boys went to the front room I think Ill go out and cuddle with them.
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How to get a sofa all to yourself the boog (Original Post)
TEB
Dec 2018
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irisblue
(32,968 posts)1. Invest in Ceiling Fans
MLAA
(17,282 posts)2. Poor Boog, so lonely!
That is rough if bad enough to run off a couple of teenage boys and an Army man!
TEB
(12,841 posts)6. My hardcore days ended 36 years ago
This dog is uuugh smelling
samnsara
(17,616 posts)3. Febreeze...because sometimes the thing you love, can stink.
fierywoman
(7,683 posts)4. A burning match gets rid of a lot of human farts,
does it work with cat farts?
aeromanKC
(3,322 posts)5. KABOOG!!
Smell of singed hair replaces gasous cat food.
tblue37
(65,329 posts)8. Boog is a good sized dog. His gas must be, uh, prominent. nt
Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)7. We had to stop giving my dog the salmon food
She would treat us to the kind of swamp gas smell that would burn your eyes