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<...> The first time I visited a Presbyterian church, I was floored. Even the most well-dressed worshippers wore wrinkled Dockers and boat shoes. I felt like it was so disrespectful to Jesus, but you know what they say: White folks will wear Umbros to Easter Service.
At Black churches, one must dress impeccably in CHURCH clothes. (Black children are taught at an early age the four classes of clothes: School Clothes, Play Clothes, Work Clothes, and Church Clothes.) Mens church suits have twice as many buttons as business suits and dont come in colors as much they come in flavors: Theres Skittles Green, Peach Faygo Pink, Grape Jolly Rancher Purple. If you dont know what Im talking about, look no further than mustachioed comedian, game-show host, and bullshit-spreader Steve Harvey, who has managed to milk a fortune from his line of church suits. You can sometimes spot an out-of-habitat church suit at formal events, too, like when NFL players become commentators, or when deacons have court dates.
Womens church dresses are simultaneously demure and racy. They are tailored to show less cleavage than usual and fall below the knee, but still highlight the roundness of the female buttocks. You see, once a woman attends church for 22 consecutive Sundays, her booty begins to get rounder, and her dress will show it. After about 20 years of Sundays, these women become church mothers, and all their dresses are then required to have sequins or rhinestones on them. Im pretty sure theres a bible verse about that. Sister Wilma showed it to me one time, but I forget where. <...> Deadspin
irisblue
(32,929 posts)didn't get a mention in the true & funny article.
tishaLA
(14,176 posts)Do you know about the book "Crowns: Portraits of Black Women in Church Hats"? It's a lovely book.
irisblue
(32,929 posts)The reviews @ Amazon are so intriguing. Thanks for the rec.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)JustAnotherGen
(31,780 posts)And yes - I now have UU service clothes . . . think J Jill pure jill.
But growing up in the Baptist Church? You bet I had a 'sunday hair ribbons' and dresses. Like my mom would go to this high end fabric store and buy specialty 'ribbon' by the half yard for my bows.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Chitown Kev
(2,197 posts)that's actually more of a "Protestant thing" than simply a black church lady thing; even many Southern white church ladies where hats to church (even though southern church white lady chapeaus are usually quite tired compared to black church ladies).
And remember, Aretha's inauguration hat was a bigger hit in England than here (outside of the black community).
Number23
(24,544 posts)and last year went to a majority white church. The folks were wearing some of everything. T-shirts, flip flops, wrinkled khakis.
None of that would have EVER done in my old Presbyterian church back home. Dress to the nines or stay home.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Some dress up, some don't. Most come in nice casual clothing, but the ushers all suit up.
My favorite dress-ups are the African ladies in the full and very colorful dresses and headwraps.
onpatrol98
(1,989 posts)But, I did find it funny to realize that apparently "steppin" hadn't changed in twenty years. I have been away from a SWAC university since 1992 and I was sitting here thinking...hey, ain't that the same routine...oh well. LOL.
There are few things in life more entertaining than watching an old Greek step (cue Rickey Smiley, the Que.) I love it that he just can't resist joining right in.
As a matter of fact, this story reminds me a little bit of his band shtick...
qwlauren35
(6,145 posts)the music, and the length of service... and maybe even the Fish Frys.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)To die for.