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Ahhhhh .... ROMANCE !!!!!!
Barb was lying in bed one night with her husband of many years, Art.
Art was drifting off to sleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then, you used to kiss me...
Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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Then the day arrived when I understood.......