BREAKING: Trumps Android Device Believed To Be Source Of Recent White House Leaks

[Stonepounder]

Throughout the past several weeks President Trump and his administration have expressed extreme frustration over the multiple leaks provided to members of the press from inside the White House.
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President Trump has repeatedly dismissed the leaks and has referred to the leaked information as – “Illegal Leaks” while vowing to go after those revealing sensitive information to the press.
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According to information from an unconnected Washington insider, President Trump, who remains leery of the federal intelligence community and is suspicious enough of career politicians that he’s accused holdovers from the Obama Administration as being the ones responsible for leaking information, decided to contract multiple private intelligence agencies to investigate the leaks.

Initial reports from two such agencies, A.R.H. Intelligence and Z|13 Security, indicate they suspect the source of the recent White House leaks to be President Trump’s unsecured Android device.

http://theseattletribune.com/trumps-unsecured-android-device-believed-to-be-source-of-recent-white-house-leaks/

Note: This is from a known 'fake news', 'satire' site. But wouldn't it be great it the above were true?

[littlemissmartypants]

1. Are we absolutely sure this is satire?

The jury is out on this one. Pun intended. ♡

[MFM008]

2. yes didn't he act as his own publicity guy

John Barron?
Its to perfect.