Would I ?!??!? My wife loves this joke,,,,

[benld74]

A young man suffered a devastating injury of having one of his eyes put out when he was a young boy. He grew up normally but was very self aware and shy about his problem. His family having no health insurance had to opt for a wooden eye for a replacement. The boy soon knew ridicule as no other could. He responded to the taunts as best he could.

The young man had several close friends who supported him in everything he did and were protective as well. As they grew up together they all had various problems which they overcame, but none so serious as the young man.

Finally in high school, at the last school dance the young men were standing together when they all decided to ask a group of young ladies to dance. The young man was petrified of being made fun of once more. His friends told him who they were going to ask to dance and who he should ask to dance.

The young lady he was told, had a similar social issue much like him. She was born with a hairlip, was very self conscience, and nervous as well. His friends went one by one asking the young ladies to dance. Soon it was his turn.

He walked up to her and asked, "Would you like to dance with me?"

The young lady replied excitedly, "WOULD I ?!?!".

He responded, "Hairlip! Hairlip!". And ran away.

[DrDan]

1. ok - I laughed . . . I shouldn't have - I feel guilty . . . but I laughed

[Whisp]

2. I remember that one from way back... here's one that came to mind too

from the long ago...

Pete and Sam were walking down the street chatting and ahead of them was a dog lying on the sidewalk licking himself in his private parts like dogs like to do.

Pete looks at the dog and says to Sam:

'Man, I wish I could do that!'

Sam says:
Naw, he'd probably bite you.