How about a thread of one liners that have to fit the Thread title with no text?

[grantcart]

[grantcart]

1. I have an inferiority complex, but its not very good.

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[cliffordu]

2. I love entropy, but it makes me feel diffused.....

[dipsydoodle]

3. Today's subliminal message is . . .

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[benld74]

4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

[UrbScotty]

5. I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

[krispos42]

6. Two Orthodox Jews walked into a bar and said "ouch".

[Generic Brad]

7. Why does the Naval Observatory watch belly buttons?

[kayakjohnny]

8. There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

[kayakjohnny]

9. "If these pills don't stop the kleptomania" said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video cam"

[kayakjohnny]

10. A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.

[benld74]

11. Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

[dmallind]

12. Peter, Peter, take me down from this cross. Feeeeet fiiiiirst you bastaaaaaaard!

[Lint Head]

13. Let me think about it for a while.

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[grantcart]

14. A whole lot of people are going to be pissed when they see how good things are going.

[grantcart]

15. Romney is severly conservative, decidedly ambiguous, ernestly unempathetic,and a convinced undecided