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Related: About this forumHow about a thread of one liners that have to fit the Thread title with no text?
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How about a thread of one liners that have to fit the Thread title with no text? (Original Post)
grantcart
Feb 2012
OP
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
benld74
Feb 2012
#4
I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
UrbScotty
Feb 2012
#5
"If these pills don't stop the kleptomania" said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video cam"
kayakjohnny
Feb 2012
#9
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
benld74
Feb 2012
#11
Peter, Peter, take me down from this cross. Feeeeet fiiiiirst you bastaaaaaaard!
dmallind
Feb 2012
#12
A whole lot of people are going to be pissed when they see how good things are going.
grantcart
Mar 2012
#14
grantcart
(53,061 posts)1. I have an inferiority complex, but its not very good.
Last edited Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:00 AM - Edit history (1)
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)2. I love entropy, but it makes me feel diffused.....
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)3. Today's subliminal message is . . .
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benld74
(9,881 posts)4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
UrbScotty
(23,979 posts)5. I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)6. Two Orthodox Jews walked into a bar and said "ouch".
Generic Brad
(14,268 posts)7. Why does the Naval Observatory watch belly buttons?
kayakjohnny
(5,235 posts)8. There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".
kayakjohnny
(5,235 posts)9. "If these pills don't stop the kleptomania" said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video cam"
kayakjohnny
(5,235 posts)10. A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
benld74
(9,881 posts)11. Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
dmallind
(10,437 posts)12. Peter, Peter, take me down from this cross. Feeeeet fiiiiirst you bastaaaaaaard!
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)13. Let me think about it for a while.
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grantcart
(53,061 posts)14. A whole lot of people are going to be pissed when they see how good things are going.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)15. Romney is severly conservative, decidedly ambiguous, ernestly unempathetic,and a convinced undecided