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kairos12

(12,842 posts)
Fri Nov 25, 2022, 10:33 PM Nov 2022

So a guy breaks into a house.

It's completely dark. Out of the darkness a voice yells, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!" The burglar freezes until it's quiet again.

As soon as he starts moving again the voice yells out, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!" The burglar takes a risk and shines his flashlight around the room. The light falls on a cage and inside is a parrot that yells, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!!

The burglar laughs and says, "you are nothing by an old moth eaten parrot, you can't do nothing!" The parrot says, "you are right, I'm nothing but a moth eaten parrot, but Jesus is a 90 pound Doberman standing behind you."



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So a guy breaks into a house. (Original Post) kairos12 Nov 2022 OP
LOL! burrowowl Nov 2022 #1
Question: why "me and Jesus is watching you"? Gaugamela Nov 2022 #2
He probably learned English from a pirate Bayard Nov 2022 #3
Got it. Only funny in pirate. Arrrr! Gaugamela Nov 2022 #4
It would be Woodswalker Nov 2022 #5
Aye, tis true Bayard Nov 2022 #6

Bayard

(22,005 posts)
6. Aye, tis true
Sat Nov 26, 2022, 11:47 AM
Nov 2022

But, "Me and Jesus is watching you," is redneck-speak, and everyone knows they don't have parrots.

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