Still funny if anything about this jackass can be

[mahina]

https://theeconomyofmeaning.com/2016/04/03/second-funny-on-sunday-because-too-funny-a-science-paper-written-by-donald-j-trump/

A title for a really great piece of research, just the best, really
Donald J. Trump
Trump University
Introduction
The current research, and it is really great research, it
really is. It relies on the theory - and I have the best theories,
you know, I use the best theories in my research. It really is
quite amazing just how great the theory is, but I'm not really,
in fact - it is a theory. A really good one and I've talked to
people and, lots of people actually, and they all think what I
said. It has a lot of appeal. It's really just all there and what it
is. If people, you know, losers and whatever, if they don't get
it, then what are you going to do? It's not like the idea isn't
there and that, you know, it's what it is. I have to shake my
head. Everyone is just shaking their heads. It really is.
Along with the theory, there's other work. Existing
data - and again, I have the best data. You would really, if you
had the same great data, be completely happy and the data
are there. And they are really, you know, data and we have all
kinds. The best kinds. And that is what we base the current
work, which is great work, that I did and it's great. If other
people want to be walked through like babies or something,
then I don't know what their problem is. The data just are
there so get off your lazy butts and stop looking for handouts.
I'm not here to give handouts, you shouldn't expect that.
There are other people who have data that, at least
on first glance, and if you believe the haters and losers who
want to stop what I am doing. Sure, I could terminate these
people, I could like totally ruin their lives, and they'd be all "Oh
no, what am I going to do" running around flopping around like
someone who needs a punch in the face, you know what I'm
talking about? If you see what they say. I don't know. How can
they get away with that? Take a look - you just take a look at
what's going on. I stick up for people when they are right.
These other losers need to be fired. I could probably sue them,
but that's probably what they want anyway - to get my
attention as if I would bother.
Let me just tell you something, I would love to do it.
Absolutely love to drag these people, these liars, these little
people with their petty concerns, but I am standing up for the
right thing. That's what I do because that's what I have done
and, ask anyone, it is what makes me a great researcher.
would rather write about the issues, the current research,
which is much better than what other people have done. It's
going to happen.
Methods
Participants. I was in Michigan and nobody there, at the rally,
and there were a lot of people at the rally - we always have a
lot of people because what I say, and I have the best words,
really makes people, like regular people. They are the ones
that I stick up for. Not the losers and takers. Or the bimbos.
Procedure. So what people did, and we were the ones, you
know, the people in charge. And we had the cameras, really
just the best cameras - we had everything, and the people
were, now I don't want to say too much…etc

[eppur_se_muova]

1. Can't even call it word salad -- it's word slaw. nt