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Smilo

(1,944 posts)
Sun Aug 12, 2012, 12:12 PM Aug 2012

The Haircut


Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot
accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week. '

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open
his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a doze donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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The Haircut (Original Post) Smilo Aug 2012 OP
rimshot. Thank you. schmice Sep 2012 #1
Good one. +1 ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #2
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