Stripper Hits Jacoby Jones in the head with a champagne bottle...

[joeybee12]

OWINGS MILLS, Md. -- Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh confirmed a TMZ report that wide receiver Jacoby Jones, who is rehabbing from a knee injury, was involved in a brawl on a party bus early Monday morning and was hurt when he was hit over the head by a stripper wielding a champagne bottle.

Harbaugh characterized Jones as "fine" and indicated that the Pro Bowl kick returner attended meetings on Monday.
"I'm not very impressed personally with the report," Harbaugh said. "It's not something we want to be known for. We'd like to think it's not something those guys would want to be known for. It's nothing to be proud of, so I'm kind of disappointed in that sense."

A Metropolitan Police Department spokesperson told The Baltimore Sun that police responded to the incident shortly after 3 a.m. ET and that Jones refused medical treatment and opted not to go to the hospital.

Jones was injured in the season opener and hasn't practiced for the past two weeks. He was one of the heroes in last season's playoffs for the Ravens, catching a last-minute touchdown in the AFC divisional playoff game in Denver and returning a kickoff for a touchdown in the Super Bowl.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9714106/jacoby-jones-baltimore-ravens-involved-incident-party-bus-john-harbaugh-confirms

[denverbill]

1. Was the stripper's name Rahim Moore?

[El Supremo]

2. !!!!

[joeybee12]

3. Took me a minute...

Wish I could photoshop his head on a stripper's body.

[KamaAina]

4. Seven months too late.

[hughee99]

5. I was having an off-color discussion about off season fantasy football the other day.

Everyone gets a "team" for the off-season and you get points for the shit that they do. This is basically what we came up with:

You draft someone else's team (draw numbers to see who you pick for). At the end of the season, the person with the fewest points wins the pot, every one else does an hour of charity work for every point they accumulate.

Everyone drafts 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 1 Kicker or Punter and 3 defensive players (at any position). The players must be on a teams roster, even if they were IR for the previous season.

Freak injury doing something "stupid" - 1pt
Night club altercation - 1pt
Speeding fine - 1pt
Declare Bankruptcy - 1pt
Strip club altercation - 2pt
PED's or other drug use- 2pts
DUI - 2pts
Weapons related charges - 2pts
Domestic Violence - 2pts
Behind in child support -2pts
Actually Serves Jail time - 3pts (in addition to any points for the actual offense)
Selling drugs - 3pts
Dogfighting - 3pts
Indicted for Manslaughter - 5pts (per victim)
Indicted for 1st/2nd degree Murder - 10pts (per victim)

[Berlum]

6. "Count us in." - Les Girls Champagne