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Related: About this forumAlarming MRI Shows Peyton Manning Has Been Dead For Past 6 Months
DENVERAfter the Broncos quarterback sustained an apparent ankle injury in Sundays game against the San Diego Chargers, team doctors were shocked Monday when an MRI revealed that Peyton Manning has actually been dead for the past six months. Its obviously never good when an injury is worse than you anticipated, interim head coach Jack Del Rio told reporters, noting that what doctors expected to be slight tearing of the ligaments actually turned out to be a late stage of decomposition afflicting the entirety of Mannings body. Weve started a rehab regimen for him, mostly trying to keep his rotting flesh from falling off the bone. Luckily, the rigor mortis hasnt affected his mobility. And in spite of the news, Peytons spirits appear to be up. While the deceased four-time MVP will be listed as questionable this week, Broncos sources expect Manning to start Sunday.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/alarming-mri-shows-peyton-manning-has-been-dead-fo,34555/
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)This is one.
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madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)And I'm grateful for that! LOL