Media Relieved They Don’t Have To Deal With Fucking Harbaughs This Year
NEW YORKGrateful to interview anyone but the two head coach brothers, members of the sports media expressed on Wednesday their unanimous, unequivocal relief that they didnt have to put up with those goddamn Harbaughs while covering this years Super Bowl. Thank fucking Christ, said NESN reporter Doug Kyed, adding that he just could not handle sitting through any more terse, hostile press conferences with that asshole Jim or pretending to care that John was always the supportive brother. Compared to that god-awful Harbaugh shit, John Fox is nothinghe just shuts up and lets Peyton Manning go. Hell, even Carrolls fine. Give me Pete Carroll any day of the week if it means I never have to talk to another fucking Harbaugh again. Media personnel were reportedly further relieved after realizing they wouldnt have to watch Joe Flacco take a single snap on Sunday.
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