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n2doc

(47,953 posts) Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:09 PM Apr 2014

Heisman Winner caught shoplifting from store, internet goes wild

Florida State’s Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston has been suspended from the school’s baseball team after being cited Tuesday for shoplifting $32 worth of merchandise from a Publix in Tallahassee, FSU coach Mike Martin announced Wednesday afternoon. Read the full story here. When first reported, the merchandise that was allegedly stolen were reportedly crab legs. The Internet responded with crab leg-themed memes.

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Heisman Winner caught shoplifting from store, internet goes wild (Original Post) n2doc Apr 2014 OP

My response to this in GD is the same here... joeybee12 Apr 2014 #1

More pics Auggie Apr 2014 #2

Some of the pics on social media are hysterical. bigwillq Apr 2014 #3

What happened to his new unlimited food allowance? El Supremo Apr 2014 #4

How do you walk out of a supermarket without paying rocktivity Apr 2014 #5

This is how: El Supremo Apr 2014 #6

He's gonna be fun in the NFL ... nt TBF Apr 2014 #7

Check out the comments on Deadspin RockaFowler May 2014 #8

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

1. My response to this in GD is the same here...

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:26 PM

Apr 2014

Thank God he doesn't go to a real school.

Auggie

(31,125 posts)

2. More pics

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:33 PM

Apr 2014

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

3. Some of the pics on social media are hysterical.

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:39 PM

Apr 2014

What a dumb ass this dude is.

El Supremo

(20,365 posts)

4. What happened to his new unlimited food allowance?

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 06:41 PM

Apr 2014

Must not include seafood.

rocktivity

(44,571 posts)

5. How do you walk out of a supermarket without paying

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 07:20 PM

Apr 2014

AND without being noticed -- I mean, by accident? He must have bypassed the checkout lanes, and there's no reason to pay for seafood at the customer service desk!

rocktivity

El Supremo

(20,365 posts)

6. This is how:

Reply to rocktivity (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 07:31 PM

Apr 2014

TBF

(31,990 posts)

7. He's gonna be fun in the NFL ... nt

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2014, 07:33 PM

Apr 2014

RockaFowler

(7,429 posts)

8. Check out the comments on Deadspin

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Thu May 1, 2014, 06:35 AM

May 2014

http://deadspin.com/report-jameis-winston-cited-for-stealing-crab-legs-1569795065

They have TV/Movie titles

Claw and Order
CSI: Crab Stealing Investigation
NYPD Blue Crabs
Fish and CHiPs
Crabnet

I couldn't stop laughing last night reading these

And then they also post the top 10 things to actually steal from Publix:
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/the-top-10-items-worth-stealing-from-publix-1569859257/+bubbaprog

10. Publix fresh salsa (medium)
9. Publix bakery sourdough bread
8. Publix black & white sugar cookies
7. Publix ice cream cake
6. Publix GreenWise New York Strip steak
5. Publix chicken tenders sub
4. Publix mojo rotisserie chicken
3. Publix mango-key lime pie
2. Publix tres leches cake
1. Publix fried chicken

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