Leandro Damiao pulls his own shirt in bizarre attempt to deceive the referee
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/leandro-damiao-pulls-his-own-shirt-in-bizarre-attempt-to-deceive-the-referee-193101096.html
The dark arts of simulation are always mutating and transforming into new variations of desperation, but Santos Leandro Damiao has taken this into an unexpected realm of idiocy. During his side's 3-0 loss to Criciuma, Damiao not long ago considered to be the next big thing out of Brazil pulled the back of his own shirt in a ridiculous bid to dupe the referee into helping Santos launch a comeback.
Thankfully, the official didn't fall for Damiao's blatant attempt to deceive. Presumably because he the very basic mental capacity to see that the arm pulling Damiao's shirt was attached to Damiao's own body.
For three years it has seemed unlikely that anything would be worse than Chile's Bryan Carrasco using an opponents hand to hit himself in the face during a U-20 World Cup qualifier, but this comes mighty close.