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N.F.L. Sentences Tom Brady to Year with Jets for Deflategate
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (The Borowitz Report) – In what football insiders are calling an unexpectedly severe punishment, the National Football League has sentenced the New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady to a year with the New York Jets for his role in the so-called Deflategate scandal.
The punishment drew howls of protest from Patriots fans and management, with many calling it the harshest in league history, but N.F.L. Commissioner Roger Goodell defended the decision as “a necessary deterrent.”
“We need to send the message that this league has zero tolerance for cheating,” Goodell said. “We believe that a year of playing quarterback for the Jets sends that message loud and clear.”
http://tfargo2.newsvine.com/_news/2015/05/07/32804236-nfl-sentences-tom-brady-to-year-with-jets-for-deflategate-the-new-yorker
The punishment drew howls of protest from Patriots fans and management, with many calling it the harshest in league history, but N.F.L. Commissioner Roger Goodell defended the decision as “a necessary deterrent.”
“We need to send the message that this league has zero tolerance for cheating,” Goodell said. “We believe that a year of playing quarterback for the Jets sends that message loud and clear.”
http://tfargo2.newsvine.com/_news/2015/05/07/32804236-nfl-sentences-tom-brady-to-year-with-jets-for-deflategate-the-new-yorker
Okay, that's just going too far....
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