Dog eats man's 2012 Masters tickets

[JonLP24]

Russ Berkman had long dreamed of attending the Masters and his dream was coming true. He was about to get on a plane and head east to attend Wednesday's practice round at Augusta National with three friends.

But perhaps Berkman's friend Sierra wasn't so keen on being left behind in the Seattle area.

Or maybe she was just hungry.

Berkman told KJR-AM in Seattle on Tuesday that he found himself calling the Masters ticket office on Monday with the same story that has failed to save countless junior high students: the dog ate my Masters tickets.

http://espn.go.com/golf/masters12/story/_/id/7773849/2012-masters-tale-dog-eaten-tickets-ends-well-seattle-area-man

[joeybee12]

1. It's called sisterhood...Sierra was just making a statement about her

sisters who can't join Augusta!

[KamaAina]

2. I've heard of a dogleg, but this is ridiculous.

[madinmaryland]

3. I guess that's why Rick Santorum will not be at the Masters!!

[hughee99]

4. Yes, but now he can tell his friends,

"Sure, your dog can fetch and shake hands, but mine SHITS masters tickets!"

[chollybocker]

5. The dog must be a real bitch.