A joke.

[rug]

A young man at the end of his rope goes into a bar and begins drinking heavily and alone. He is noticed by a withered old woman at the other end of the bar. She goes up to him and says, "What's the trouble, young man?"

He looks at the wrinkled creature before him and says, "Well, Ma'am, I just lost all my money in a card game, and now I've got to go home and tell my fiance that we can't get married."

The old lady says, "Well, you're in luck! I'm a witch, and if you sleep with me, I can make a million dollars appear in your checking account in the blink of an eye!"

The young man eyed her apprehensively. She was hideous, covered in spots and warts and wrinkles and random hairs. But the man was desperate, and he agreed.

They went back to the woman's house and made disturbing love all night. Finally, the man says, "So, is the money already there, or do you have to do a spell or something?"

"Tell me something, honey," the old lady said as she lit a cigarette, "Aren't you a little too old to believe in witches?"

[libodem]

1. hee hee hee

I've been wondering how I could get laid.....

[rug]

2. I've found prayer to be lacking in that regard.

[libodem]

3. .

[dimbear]

4. Mantrap cantrap. nt