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Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
Sat Oct 4, 2014, 08:42 AM Oct 2014

A diminished lord and master of the universe continues to work miracles.

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NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — A New Jersey nun credited with curing a boy's eye disease will be a step closer to sainthood with her beatification.

A beatification Mass for Sister Miriam Teresa Demjanovich, who died in 1927 at age 26, will be led Saturday by Cardinal Angelo Amato at the Cathedral Basilica of the Sacred Heart in Newark. It is the third in a four-step process toward sainthood.

Demjanovich is credited with curing a boy's macular degeneration in the 1960s, the Archdiocese of Newark says. The boy, Michael Mencer, was given a lock of the nun's hair and prayed to her. The effects of the eye disease soon began to fade, Roman Catholic Church officials say.

"Within a period of six weeks, it was totally reversed," said Sister Mary Canavan of the Sisters of Charity, the order to which Demjanovich belonged.

The beatification comes less than a year after Pope Francis certified Mencer's improved eyesight as a miracle, though church officials started the process in 1945 when the bishop of Paterson began studying Demjanovich's life and virtues, according to the Sisters of Charity.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/nun-credited-curing-boy-beatified-25943672

Sure, back in the day old Yahweh could stop the sun in its track across the sky, incinerate entire cities, or wipe out all life on earth. Yes those days of miracles are long gone, but even a much diminished, nearly vanishingly small and irrelevant deity can still manage a teeny-weeny intervention.
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A diminished lord and master of the universe continues to work miracles. (Original Post) Warren Stupidity Oct 2014 OP
If she does not make it to sainthood, does she stil get into heaven? Hoppy Oct 2014 #1
My, what an accurate title. Thanks for reproducing it. rug Oct 2014 #2
Fraud. AtheistCrusader Oct 2014 #3
Sainthood Cartoonist Oct 2014 #4
Nun = wench WovenGems Oct 2014 #5
Sorta Cartoonist Oct 2014 #6
Or you could fall back on the old joke... Iggo Oct 2014 #7
 

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)
1. If she does not make it to sainthood, does she stil get into heaven?
Sat Oct 4, 2014, 09:55 AM
Oct 2014

Same thing, Mother Theresa? What about the heretic, Joan of Arc?

On the other side, what about the priests and such, buggering little boys? Or the sainted sisters running the laundries in Ireland? If they confessed before they died, they get an express ticket to the big cathedral and get to play first string, harp.

What if they didn't know what they did was a sin? After all, "Suffer the little children." They were just helping the kids to salvation.

Cartoonist

(7,309 posts)
4. Sainthood
Sat Oct 4, 2014, 01:12 PM
Oct 2014

Back when I was a believer, I used to get shit from a protestant who ridiculed the idea of Saints. We were taking civics class at the time, so I made a comparison to Government,

President = God
Vice President = Jesus
Supreme Court = Holy Ghost
Senators = Angels
Representatives = Saints
Governors = Priests
Police = Nuns

Of course, the big flaw in my comparison is that none on the right were democratically elected. So let's consider a new comparison

King = God
Prince Charming = Jesus
King's younger brother = Holy Ghost
Barons, Dukes, Earls, etc. = Angels
Knights = Saints
Squires = Priests

I can't think of one for nuns. Suggestions?

Cartoonist

(7,309 posts)
6. Sorta
Sat Oct 4, 2014, 01:30 PM
Oct 2014

I considered that, but a waitress in a tavern is usually the one called wench. It needs to have some kind of authority. The fact that women were regarded so lowly back then, they held no such positions. Maybe - Court Astrologer? Those were probably all men, too.

Iggo

(47,536 posts)
7. Or you could fall back on the old joke...
Sat Oct 4, 2014, 04:22 PM
Oct 2014

Q: What position is there for women in the catholic church?
A: Nun.

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