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Soph0571

(9,685 posts) Fri May 18, 2018, 12:04 PM May 2018

Silly wabbit...it should be in the "Literal, inviolate, unquestioned Word of God" section

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Silly wabbit...it should be in the "Literal, inviolate, unquestioned Word of God" section (Original Post) Soph0571 May 2018 OP

LMAO!!! Ferrets are Cool May 2018 #1

There are still Barnes & Noble stores? MineralMan May 2018 #2

The big box versions still exist. Voltaire2 May 2018 #7

Well if you don't think it's fiction, then you must be *GASP*.... trotsky May 2018 #3

You forgot... NeoGreen May 2018 #5

what a great idea! way too many of them at my BN. but I can go have some fun. niyad May 2018 #6

When we had a B&N, they put "The Brick Testament" in the children's section. progressoid May 2018 #4

Ferrets are Cool

(21,105 posts)

1. LMAO!!!

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Fri May 18, 2018, 12:07 PM

May 2018

MineralMan

(146,281 posts)

2. There are still Barnes & Noble stores?

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Fri May 18, 2018, 12:07 PM

May 2018

The one in my local mall shut down a couple of years ago.

Voltaire2

(12,977 posts)

7. The big box versions still exist.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Fri May 18, 2018, 04:59 PM

May 2018

They are sort of very large Starbucks with books and stuff. Can be nice to hang out at, but I can’t imagine the business model makes sense.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

3. Well if you don't think it's fiction, then you must be *GASP*....

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Fri May 18, 2018, 12:16 PM

May 2018

A LITERALIST!!! ZOMGWTFBBQ11!!!111eleventyone11!!!

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)

5. You forgot...

Reply to trotsky (Reply #3)

Fri May 18, 2018, 01:31 PM

May 2018

..."DAWKIZSZSZ"!!

niyad

(113,205 posts)

6. what a great idea! way too many of them at my BN. but I can go have some fun.

Reply to trotsky (Reply #3)

Fri May 18, 2018, 02:36 PM

May 2018

a couple in true crime, some in fiction. I wonder if there is a revisionist history section?

progressoid

(49,961 posts)

4. When we had a B&N, they put "The Brick Testament" in the children's section.

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Fri May 18, 2018, 01:28 PM

May 2018

It includes fun stuff like

Lot's daughters getting him drunk for a little incest.

Genesis 19:35
And the younger daughter had sex with him.

Bestiality

Leviticus 18:23
'Do not have sex with any kind of animal. You would become unclean by doing so.'

Circumcising

Joshua 5:5
All the people who came out of Egypt had been circumcised, but none of those born during the journey in the wilderness had been circumcised.

And more fun for the preschooler...! http://www.thebricktestament.com/home.html

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