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Related: About this forumOwners of biblical Noah's ark replica sue over rain damage
SamKnause
(13,088 posts)Why don't you pray for the money, or pray for the invisible man to repair the damages ???
You certainly are not very self sufficient.
Why did the invisible man allow his ark to be damaged ???
I am so sick of these dangerous fucking fraudsters.
Beartracks
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,601 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)dameatball
(7,394 posts)walkingman
(7,581 posts)marble falls
(57,013 posts)walkingman
(7,581 posts)doc03
(35,296 posts)doc03
(35,296 posts)on one boat?
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)Metaphorical animals on a metaphorical boat, to escape from a metaphorical flood.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Jesus said that, metaphorically.
SCantiGOP
(13,865 posts)Lets accept that it was a divine miracle that two of each animal (like kangaroos and penguins) somehow got to the Mideast, and then didnt harass each other during the trip.
Once the pairs of animals walked off the ark after the flood.....
.......What did the carnivores eat?
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)which means, who knows?
SCantiGOP
(13,865 posts)Bless his Noodeliness
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)Iggo
(47,534 posts)The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)As to believabiity, on par with such stories as men climbing up towers via a woman's long hair.
Iggo
(47,534 posts)The best one, though, is about the Emperor and his new outfit.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)He needs to send out a desperate plea, that if "love offerings" to cover the damage aren't collected immediately, God is going to strike him dead. Oh, and God also wants you to throw in a little extra "love" so he can have have a private jet. Visa and MasterCard accepted. Act now...or else!
Nitram
(22,768 posts)Permanut
(5,567 posts)except, of course, that it's true.