Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

brooklynite

(94,452 posts)
Wed Nov 6, 2019, 10:54 AM Nov 2019

It's a Miracle!

New York Daily News

Two nuns went to Africa and came back pregnant. The Catholic church is investigating

It could just be a miracle, but the Catholic church is investigating how two nuns became pregnant while on separate missionary trips in Africa.

The two women, who belonged to different orders in Sicily, Italy, both became pregnant while visiting their home countries, according to the Italian outlet ASNA.

One woman, a mother superior, discovered her pregnancy while working with “fallen women and their children” and left Italy for her home country of Madagascar, the ASNA report said.

The second woman complained of stomach pains upon her return to Italy and discovered via an ultrasound that she, too, was pregnant, according to the ASNA report. Both women are unsurprisingly expected to leave the order to raise their children.
9 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
It's a Miracle! (Original Post) brooklynite Nov 2019 OP
How funny! Beakybird Nov 2019 #1
It's not a miracle... safeinOhio Nov 2019 #2
Not even then Major Nikon Nov 2019 #6
Maybe they can have miraculous abortions. n/t 5X Nov 2019 #3
ahem ahem... spontaneous miscarriages... uriel1972 Nov 2019 #5
I'm going to go out on a limb SCantiGOP Nov 2019 #4
That or... Major Nikon Nov 2019 #7
How many Jesi does the world really need tho... uriel1972 Nov 2019 #8
Perhaps some lesser demigods are in order Major Nikon Nov 2019 #9

Beakybird

(3,332 posts)
1. How funny!
Wed Nov 6, 2019, 11:00 AM
Nov 2019

My mom told my dad that I was a miracle from the delivery room, but then the phone went dead.
His friends asked if it was a boy or a girl, and he replied, "She said it's a mackerel."

SCantiGOP

(13,867 posts)
4. I'm going to go out on a limb
Wed Nov 6, 2019, 11:34 AM
Nov 2019

And say that intercourse is a more likely explanation than another virgin birth.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
7. That or...
Wed Nov 6, 2019, 02:10 PM
Nov 2019

The holy poltergeist coerced them into carrying his baby. Such things aren't entirely unheard of.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
9. Perhaps some lesser demigods are in order
Wed Nov 6, 2019, 06:58 PM
Nov 2019

The masturbation and naughty words are getting a bit out of hand.

Latest Discussions»Issue Forums»Religion»It's a Miracle!