Parents: You wouldn't do this...

[cleanhippie]

[abelenkpe]

1. Whoa

Last panel is exactly what I told my kiddos just recently.

[immoderate]

2. My father's only answer: "Nobody knows!"

But, but, Dad...

Nobody. Knows.

--imm

[rug]

3. Don't forget the books.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. What did you tell your kids?

[pokerfan]

5. Link to the complete comic

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

[tama]

6. "Macaroni grows on macaroni trees"

That's what my mother answered when I asked where does macaroni come from. Bless her, that way she had some fun, didn't have to be worried about taken as authority, as the kid learned not to trust authorities.

Much easier, less worries.