The second page of the creationist science test is up at Snopes:

[dimbear]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp

And before you scoff.............were you there?!!!

[LostOne4Ever]

1. Yes I was!

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What you don't believe me?

WERE YOU THERE?!!!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

2. I was under the pine tree next to the ocean

drinking mead with an Orca and a pack of wolves.

Where were you?

[Eleanors38]

3. False? The ark must have been missing the outboard motor.

[2ndAmForComputers]

4. The fanatics were hoping and praying for it to be false. It's not. Go to the Snopes link.

Suck it up, creationists. You're a joke. Stupid. Pathetic. ALL of you. No exceptions.

And it's all in display for the world to see. Are you mad? GOOD.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

5. I love the whole "were you there?" thing

It's just so ironic that someone who believes the Bible to be the inerrant word of gawd, even though it's a collection of Bronze Age myths and made up stories, says that something should not be believed if one wasn't there in person to witness it. The hypocrisy and stupidity is mind-blowing to me.

These people are fucking mental and they have no business being anywhere near science or a classroom.

[uriel1972]

6. "Were you there?" cut's both ways

Where you there when God created the universe? No. Then how do you know he did then?

I wonder if that would send them into a fit?