Bad, Science Jokes. Bad!
From http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-more-spectacularly-nerdy-science-jokes-1opu
Don't be ashamed, I had to do some search to understand some of therm. A sample of the worst:
1. Bad pick up lines for geologists.
3. Gregor Mendel approves this pun:
Pretty good:
12. Some jokes are all about the timing.
And my personal favorite:
15. The rest of you are missing the context.
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screwed! That's good to know! 
a potential ... a screwing potential ... like potential density, potential energy, etc.
But I might be wrong 
and your chem teacher's name was Sheb Woolly. #1
I remember this much without having to look up the lyrics.
I said "Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me."
He looked down and said in a voice so rough,
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough."
He was a ....
It's scary what is stuffed into the dark corners of our brains.
...and drill into the 21 t-shirts that shouldn't come in kids' sizes--HYSTERICAL!! (well, maybe not as funny as "Resistance isn't futile...."
