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The Most Inappropriate Song About Abstinence Youll Hear All Day
Theres nothing safe for work about this song.
You hear me?
Not. Safe. For. Work.
But its Garfunkel and Oates so you know its hilarious. They sing about a loophole to abstinence that Jesus himself would surely approve of
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MountainLaurel
(10,271 posts)Even though it did make me spray iced coffee all over my work at 8:30 this morning.
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)But once I saw it was the young lady from Raising Hope there was no way I was backing out...she is hilarious on RH. I didn't know she had a duo going though..she plays a lot of ukulele songs on RH.
progressoid
(49,978 posts)I do whatever the Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest, I live by for sure
So let's not talk about how the good book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don't count of course
Let's cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
And ? for ambiguities and omissions
And circumvent any real sacrifice
And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don't you dare question my convictions
And don't look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
It's the only way to measure if you're good or not
And when you're in a debate, just say to have faith
Because when up against logic it's the only card you've got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization
It's just between you and me
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you need to think outside the box
I am reminded of "Meet the Feebles" and the fox's song about the merits of sodomy.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)reporting five years or so ago that, because of virginity pledges, oral and anal was real popular among teens. He asked "where were these pledges when I was a teen?"
mr blur
(7,753 posts)Ian David
(69,059 posts)mr blur
(7,753 posts)I'm not quite ready to be banned from there just yet.
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)What an underrated talent.