How will YOU celebate the new infallible, inerrant prince of Rome?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

I plan on attending the local Freedom from Religion Foundation meeting. That seems fitting enough.
There might be a little consumption of spirits, rather the blessing from spirits, involved.

[Angry Dragon]

1. I am starting the New Catholic Church

[nonoyes]

2. I think it's time for some red wine, don't you?

Another bigot and homophobe, anothier supporter of dictatorial power, another man who wears a dress leading a supposed 1+billion out of 7 billion alive today.

Let's just have a drink and forget about what happened in Rome today. It's really the same kind of day as yesterday.

[RebelOne]

6. I am having some white wine. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

20. Maybe eat a few body-of-Christ crackers and have some "holy" cheese while you're at it?

[Apophis]

3. Commit some acts of heresy against the church.

[Arugula Latte]

19. You gonna nail your grievances up in Wittenburg?

It's been done.

[kdmorris]

4. Oh, did they pick one?

I figure I'd celebrate by ignoring them.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. cheers!

[Auggie]

7. By sinning in as many legal ways possible

[Warpy]

8. By doing absolutely nothing

It's just another old boy in a funny hat who's spent his whole career dumping on the one thing he knows nothing about: sexuality.

[Curmudgeoness]

9. How do you know that he knows nothing about it?

I often think that these guys know more about sexuality than we do. They just don't admit it.

[Warpy]

11. Those old fools think Aristotle knew what he was talking about

and that semen contains the seeds of tiny, perfect human beings and women are relegated to the status of animated flowerpots, ready to be planted.

You see, they're all laboring under the burden of infallibility, the infallibility of all those pre scientific popes. Fact must conform to dogma or fact is discarded.

That's why.

[Curmudgeoness]

10. You don't mean prince of Rome, you mean god on earth.

One thing is for sure, I would not be caught celebrating at the Vatican in Rome......can you imagine hanging out in the rain for a few days watching a chimney?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

17. details.

At least it was a short conclave. its length might have kept the CNN and MSNBC reporters from swooning. Any longer, and they would be seeking mental health care in Rome.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

12. Well

I had a boil lanced today. I suppose it could be in honor of the new holy see.

[progressoid]

13. Engaging in at least 5 of the 7 deadly sins.

[olddots]

14. wish I could celebrate

Anybody have a valium ? Going to find a L.A. Freedom from Religion Foundation meeting if there is one .

[awoke_in_2003]

15. I will drink beer...

and jerk off to nun porn. Well, ok, I will just drink beer.

[Phillip McCleod]

16. i got invited to a 'pope party' at the coffee shop yesterday.

a very liberal coffee shop. the kind where you can buy a dime bag of weed in the parking lot under an open sky. the worst part? it was an employee inviting me to an officially sponsored party IN THE CAFE.

..sigh..

i couldn't help it. it wasn't enough to politely decline. i had to know.. WHY!?!?!?

answer: something about latin america, catholicism is big here, and.. basically.. because *celebrity*. like a royal wedding it's not just that i don't care. i am and actively antithetical to it. i am opposed to it. i'm against it.

[Jokerman]

18. By having lots of recreational sex with zero chance of procreation.

Then maybe making a donation to Planned Parenthood.