Sometimes you just have to express an opinion.

[A HERETIC I AM]

From here.

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Of course he did. Any male dog would mark something new.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Thanks.

I bet you're a blast at parties.

[progressoid]

3. hooosagoodogie?

[Ino]

4. I dunno, man...

http://imgur.com/4TbeOA2

Grrr... trying to post this photo, but don't know what I'm doing

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. If you're using a desktop and a mouse....

right-click on the image and look for "View Image Info" or similar. Click on that. You should get a new window with the pictures information and as long as it ends with a .jpg or similar (.gif, etc.) copy the whole URL and paste that to your post.

[Ino]

10. trying again...

Oh yay! I think that worked. Thanks!

[deucemagnet]

6. It needs a new caption.

"Even I can tell this is an ugly plastic monstrosity, and I can't see in color."

Doggie was just tryin' to class up the place.

[Warpy]

7. My parents had a dog who was an art critic

and my mother was never prouder of him than when he lifted his leg on a painting she called "a spontaneous abortion on a pink sidewalk."

They had my granny's nativity set, made some time 1890-1910. It was beyond ugly. It was also kept up high, out of the dog's reach.

[Gore1FL]

8. The Bible only says she was a Virgin.

It never said she wasn't into kinky shit.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. If she is just engaging in water sports...

then she could still be a virgin

On edit: smiley correction