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Related: About this forumAnyone Here Know How To Pray?
Saw this in my FB feed this am and had to share.
As the storm raged, the Captain knew his ship was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man called out, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray!"
"Good," said the Captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man called out, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray!"
"Good," said the Captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
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Anyone Here Know How To Pray? (Original Post)
cleanhippie
Mar 2014
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LostOne4Ever
(9,267 posts)1. Tip of the hat for that
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)2. I laughed
Warpy
(110,913 posts)3. And off to the Greatest page to be flamed
trotsky
(49,533 posts)4. Oh, that's very bad.
And very, very good.
Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)5. Praying IRL is the same.
Might as well do nothing. It's the same thing.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)6. The Facebook Group was praying for you, you know
since you were having trouble with The Facebook earlier this week. We held virtual hands and had virtual prayers for you. I think it was something like 'Dear God, Please let CH get his shit together so he can join our group. amen."
cleanhippie
(19,705 posts)11. It's on my to-do list.
And it may just take an act of god for me to get my shit together!
Heddi
(18,312 posts)13. Shall we pray harder? Cause I'm administrator so I can kick anyone out who doesn't pray right
or hard enough. I'm like God in that way. Don't pray right? get the fuck out
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)7. Good one. Ro-oh.
Made me laugh. I am sure the guy isn't concerned, since he has god on his side.
Heather MC
(8,084 posts)8. laughing so hard, I almost peed
wyldwolf
(43,865 posts)9. To Howard.
Our father who art in heaven, howard be thy name.
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)10. And sadly, nothing fails like prayer.
progressoid
(49,827 posts)12. Rec!
Iggo
(47,489 posts)14. God no.