Lego the building blocks of Satan, warns priest citing NZ study
Had this been published just hours earlier, I would have considered it a good April Fool's joke. 
One never knows where Satan will strike next --teletubbies, muppets, SpongeBob, legos....
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11231112
New Zealand Herald
By Matthew Day
Thursday Apr 3, 2014
Lego the building blocks of Satan, warns priest citing NZ study
A Polish priest has used New Zealand research to warn parents to be on their guard against Lego, saying the plastic blocks are a tool of Satan and can destroy children's souls.
Slawomir Kostrzewa said the popular Danish toy company had taken a lurch to the dark side with its series of Monster Fighters and Zombie mini-figures and that they "were about darkness and the world of death".
"Friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters. These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side."
The priest, from the town of Wolsztyn, cited research by the University of Canterbury that found the facial expressions of Lego figures had become angrier over the years and that this compounded their evil potential. "Facial expressions may lead to confusion between good and evil," said Mr Kostrzewa. "It appears the good suffer in battle and the 'villains' have a face showing satisfaction with their evil deeds."....
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Such satisfaction with their evil deeds! The Dark Lord surely must be pleased with these little plastic men!
"Lego Concentration Camp" by Polish artist Zbigniew Libera:
