How easy it is to forget that whole "Don't fucking lie about other people" line in the Big Book

[Heddi]

Lie, Distort, slander. It's all okay as long as it's done in the name of JC, or at least by his most ardent supporters.

Hypocrites, liars, and spinmasters. If I was God, I'd smite the whole fucking lot of them. I'd smite them out of spite. A spiteful smiting. I'm not talking death. Just herpes, or ingrown groin hairs, or painful BM's.

[trotsky]

1. There's a tiny little footnote you might not be aware of.

Don't fucking lie about other people*...


*...unless you think they are a rude atheist, then do whatever the fuck you want because they are putrid, horrible human beings and deserve it.

[Heddi]

2. we do deserve it

for all the baby eating we do

[TxDemChem]

15. I haven't eaten a baby in like 2 months

[onager]

3. Well, we don't have POC and LGBTs to kick around any more...

I'm still trying to process that one.

I do know that the A/A group has been visited by both POC and LGBT posters, but only because the posters identified themselves as such. I personally don't care if they're 3-foot green multisexual space aliens, I enjoy their company in here.

Or to quote a famous work of bad fiction: "...whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people..."



But somebody will have to remind me - did we have a virtual cross-burning for these visitors, or just scream at them to GTFO?

If we didn't, it sort of blows her whole theory. Amazing, that.

Funny how the people always screaming about racism/sexism are the very first ones to hurl that crap at others. I think there's even a word for that. Something like a contraption used in movie theaters...

[trotsky]

4. Well and here I am supporting a gay Christian for a host in Religion.

Go figure.

[Heddi]

5. What? No You need to get back to bigoting against them. Did you not get the memo?

Must bigot against them. Those, I mean.

[trotsky]

6. So sorry for not toeing the party line.

Ugh, I am a horrible atheist I guess. Oh wait if I am a horrible horrible atheist does that make me a good atheist? Oh shit, I'm so confused.

[Heddi]

7. You have to be a self-LOATHING Atheist. You know, start all sentences with "I'm an Atheist BUTTTTT..

then go on to make completely pro-religion points while putting down Atheists and Agnostics.

oh! Most importantly!11! FUCK DAWKINS!11
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[trotsky]

8. Arrgh, that's right! How could I forget?

I'll never get an article accepted by Salon. Woe is me.

[Heddi]

9. Don't forget to pepper it with "Well that's not ****MYYYYYYY****** experience

therefore, it can't be ANYONE's experience.....and therefore, henceforth, ergo, etc. Fuck Dawkins. And now, I'm off to live off the grid and watch YouTube videos from my MacBook Pro 17" with Retina Display and backlit keyboard...."

[trotsky]

10. Don't forget to talk smack about the people who leave lights on in their house...

as you fire up your inefficient gas generator to power that MacBook.

[Heddi]

11. I maded this meme

when someone took me off ignore to tell me they were putting me on ignore



and I maded this one, too



but I didn't maked this one

[TxDemChem]

16. Lol hilarious

[AtheistCrusader]

23. I'm apparently so busy being an anti-semite that I just haven't had time to bigot against other grou

ps.


You know, since one imaginary friend bothers me so much more than the thousands of other claimed imaginary friends out there.

[Rob H.]

20. "I personally don't care if they're 3-foot green multisexual space aliens...."

You really mean that? I mean, I'm just asking. For a friend.

[onager]

21. Certainly! Just not the 4-foot purple ones.

Everybody knows they're ignorant bigots who are conspiring against us Real Atheists.

[AtheistCrusader]

22. Yep, seen that plumage in full glory.

[rexcat]

13. Just happened upon your OP...

and there have been 12 posts, excluding mine, with 150 views and one hidden post. Looks like someone got their underwear in a bind and had to alert a post. I am sure it wasn't one of our good natured Christian friends from the "other" forum trolling their way through the A/A forum or was it?

[mr blur]

19. It's what Jesus would do. Give them a wave -

[Lordquinton]

14. In one of the other Abrahamic holy books

there is a whole passage about lying for god and how it is a righteous act. But we can't even say the names lest we get death threats.

[theHandpuppet]

17. I'd settle for "The Rapture"

They can't wait for it and neither can I. He can take the lot of them and leave those of us "left behind" in peace..

[edhopper]

18. I've met a few Christians that have no problem lying

in fact I have been asked a couple of times to join in an activity that was a rouse to proselytize and try to convert me (a laughable failure.)

I would tag such Christians as lying hypocrites who see themselves as doing God's work while violating one of the basic Commandments.