Latest Jesus sighting: Jesus appears on a pancake on Good Friday

[deucemagnet]

http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2014/04/24/jesus-shows-up-on-a-pancake-on-good-friday/

In a change of pace from his usual milieu of cheetos and tortillas, Jesus appeared on a pancake this Good Friday. Strife in the Ukraine? Ferry boat tragedy in South Korea? WWJD? Pancakes. Fuckin-A.

[TexasTowelie]

1. It appears that Jesus is moving through the breakfast food chain.

Praise teh Lawd!

Face of Christ found on tortilla
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10783735

[Beearewhyain]

2. Karl Marx is Jesus!?

Who knew?

[deucemagnet]

4. At the link they think it looks like Charles Manson.

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[Beearewhyain]

8. Oh, 1960's Jesus not 1860's Jesus

While Manson is a good choice I might have to go with Jim Morrison.


Of course I have found that when Jesus appears on grain flour related products he can often be confused with anyone with a beard even though it's not just anyone with a beard-It's glutenous Jesus. Mysterious ways indeed.

[Lordquinton]

12. If you have Celiacs

Do not accept Jesus into your heart.

[Beearewhyain]

13. As it says in the First Book of Leavening

Chapter 3 verse 6-7

I am the flour and the water, the fiber and the starch. Verily I say until thee that neither vegetarian, nor carnivore nor celiac shall inherit the kingdom of cereals unless thou take me in thy belly.

Gluten Christ

[Lordquinton]

23. my mother who is gluten intolerant

And left the Catholic Church due to the rank sexism (among other things) says that they require wheat bread. Of couse it gets turned into the body of christ so maybe that takes care of it? But what if you're a vegetarian? Will that make it inedible?

[Beearewhyain]

24. Ah the RCC

Splitters! We all know the One True Faith™ resides in Gluten Christ(GC). I mean, why do we find various dishes with meat confined in gluten bearing containers all over the world? Sandwiches, pot stickers, ravioli are all testament to the knowledge we all contain GC intrinsically in our bellies. The gluten contains the flesh not the other way around!? Now you can't argue with that logic now can ya?



But vegetarians...they're just weird.

[deucemagnet]

25. As a not-too-strict vegetarian, I don't get freaked out too often.

Chicken broth in the rice? No big deal. The restaurant accidentally put pepperoni on my pizza? It's not much meat, I can deal. The szechuan tofu came with chicken fried rice? Well, it's not what I wanted, but I'll eat it.

However, it somebody puts 2000 year-old Jewish zombie meat in my food, I think I would freak the fuck out.

[Beearewhyain]

27. I literally LOL'd

Nice Delivery DM!

[Curmudgeoness]

14. As soon as I saw it, I said the same thing.

So it must really be Manson if even I can see it without any prodding.

[FiveGoodMen]

15. Same here

[Rozlee]

3. I liked the dog with Jesus on his butt the best.

I'm still trying to figure out if it was photoshopped.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Jerry Garcia! Shakedown Street tour!

[smartphone]

6. Psycho Clown Glenn Beck Validates Miracle Of Jesus Pancake (Video)

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/04/psycho-clown-glenn-beck-validates-miracle

[intaglio]

7. Can everybody say pareidolia? n/t

[onager]

9. This seems applicable...

Now somebody Photoshop Pancake Jesus onto the bunny's pancake and voila - new miracle! Too bad Easter was last week...

[Warpy]

10. It's Charlie Manson

just before his jailhouse tattoo of a swastika between his eyebrows.

[Iggo]

11. Note real. Not real. Not real. Not real. Not real.

[JoeyT]

16. That ain't Jesus. It's Frank Zappa.

[onager]

17. And rightly so...

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.” ― Frank Zappa

[defacto7]

18. I think it's the guy

on those "roll your own" smoking paper.. thingys. As a matter of fact the guy on the smoking paper thingys really IS Jesus.

[deucemagnet]

19. The more I look at it,

the more it looks like two bearded men kissing.

Left face


Right face


Big, beardy kiss on a flapjack.

[defacto7]

20. That's it!

It's a Jesus kissing another Jesus inside out Picasso pancake.

[theHandpuppet]

21. That's no Jesus!

Everybody knows he had Fabio's long, blond hair and Paul Newman's dreamy blue eyes.

[Gore1FL]

22. I see a bald eagle head. n/t

[uriel1972]

26. What has been seen cannot be unseen...

I now see all the suggestions upthread.