10 most absurd right-wing Christian billboards

[Brainstormy]

These are hilarious! And you'll be reminded again at how terrible the right is at grammar, mechanics and punctuation.

http://www.salon.com/2014/05/06/10_most_absurd_right_wing_christian_billboards_partner/

[frogmarch]

1. haha! They're goodies all right.

[Goblinmonger]

2. Oh sweet Jesus.

So he watches everything you do but THAT'S too kinky for him?

[Act_of_Reparation]

3. Heh... heh... heh... Saint PETER.... heh... heh...

[TxDemChem]

7. You still have one hand free

Just saying

[deucemagnet]

13. Damn, you beat me to it!

I didn't even see your post. Maybe something that I'm doing while not holding hands with God is making me go blind.

[TxDemChem]

15. Lol

[deucemagnet]

12. Well, not with BOTH hands. n/t

[Initech]

4. This one might be the creepiest of them all:

[Brainstormy]

10. It is VERY creepy n/t

[Rob H.]

5. They don't get science, either

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We're apes, not monkeys. (So is the chimp on the billboard, fwiw.)

Edit: The author of the article doesn't seem to be all that current on evolution, either. She says "we are more closely related to apes" but, again, we actually are apes, Great Apes.

[JNelson6563]

6. Hilarious cluelessness, as one would expect.

I wonder why it does not occur to these Christians their money would be better spent feeding the hungry, clothing the naked and otherwise helping the poor.

Julie

[nil desperandum]

8. Billboards

Proving once again that it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out (with billboard words) and remove all doubt.


I particularly enjoy the devolution theory as proposed in the "making a monkey" billboard. Nice to see an articulate, meaningful approach from a religious fundamentalist. Even if they believe this idiocy do any of them think a billboard will change a non-believer's mind?

I am unaware of any time since the dawn of man that preaching to the choir has converted the opposition to a cause.

[Warpy]

9. I have to wonder what they might accomplish

if they didn't waste so much time and effort hating everybody else.

[amuse bouche]

11. "absurd right-wing "

Why right wing and not just religious? I think too many 'others' get a pass

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Attention Lunatic Atheists

and their lawyers. Ha, you are traitors. And probably terrorists, but they didn't have the stones to go that far.

That one is probably the most hateful of all of them. I wouldn't even expect most religious people to go so far as that.