No One Should Have the Right to Die Until God is Done Toying with Them

[skepticscott]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-should-have-the-right-to-die-until-god-is-d,37418/

[Prophet 451]

1. And god is a sadistic monster

Not kidding, I worship Lucifer because he's the first being with the balls to tell god to go fuck himself.

[CrispyQ]

2. I don't know if you're serious or not but that made me laugh.

[Prophet 451]

5. I was serious

But glad I made you laugh anyway. We should all laugh more.

[theHandpuppet]

3. Bascially, the relationship between God and man as described in the Bible...

... would serve as a classic example of an abusive relationship. My advice to those in such a relationship, whether it be with a god or a flesh and blood human: GET THE HELL OUT.

[theHandpuppet]

4. Speaking of which...

This is one of the better essays I've read on that particular perspective:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/essays/is-the-christian-relationship-with-god-healthy/

[Lordquinton]

6. the onion is having trouble coming up with material

The wrote an article about police violence and how there is no way to satirize it anymore because it'll be an actual headline in a week.

This headline is basically whqt a lot of religionists think.