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darkstar3

(8,763 posts)
Sat May 12, 2012, 05:15 AM May 2012

Holy S*** guys and gals, "other ways of knowing" are actually REAL!

I'll confess, I just reread something for probably the hundredth time, and it smacked me in the face with its simplicity: the subatomic makeup of carbon.

It's clear now! The Bible is full of metaphor that is actually conveying revealed knowledge! Think about it...

"The Beast" is the mythical creature from the Bible that will bring about the end of days.
The "mark of The Beast" is 666.
Carbon has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons.
Carbon just happens to be the primary cause of global warming.
Global warming will, with some likelihood, bring about the end of our days.

Carbon is The Beast. And it gets better!

There is some discussion in biblical circles that The Beast is meant as metaphor for all of man's failings...that in a way, The Beast is really man bringing about his own downfall. And what are we but carbon-based lifeforms?

Don't you see? John wrote about this more than a millennium before the atom was properly postulated. This is proof of revealed knowledge, an "other way of knowing," a proof that we've all been asking for, and I felt obligated to come here and share it. Perhaps it was God talking to me after all!

This post brought to you by at least 3 fallacies that screw us daily.

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Holy S*** guys and gals, "other ways of knowing" are actually REAL! (Original Post) darkstar3 May 2012 OP
But, the number is actually 616! mr blur May 2012 #1
That highly ionised carbon is even more dangerous? muriel_volestrangler May 2012 #15
Wow! Can you also find out the winning lottery numbers? cleanhippie May 2012 #2
"Other ways of knowing" = "the normal way of assuming without evidence." nt ZombieHorde May 2012 #3
Whoa! That's UNREAL! :) daaron May 2012 #4
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon put to the Bible. Curmudgeoness May 2012 #5
Have you heard about that new sex perversion "carbon dating?" n/t dimbear May 2012 #6
No, what is it? Sex with a piece of coal? Sex with a gas-guzzling car? DetlefK May 2012 #11
STOP READING MY MIND! OriginalGeek May 2012 #13
Proof definitive that we atheists are all wrong!!! Of course! edcantor May 2012 #7
Reminds me of this vid: laconicsax May 2012 #8
LOL No matter how frogmarch May 2012 #9
haha, watch for your carbon revelation to frogmarch May 2012 #10
Every one knows... awoke_in_2003 May 2012 #12
Post it on Facebook and this will become viral by believers. n/t cynatnite May 2012 #14
 

daaron

(763 posts)
4. Whoa! That's UNREAL! :)
Sat May 12, 2012, 01:56 PM
May 2012

But what about this ... (Coincidence? I don't think so):

The letter "Vav" (alternate spelling "Waw&quot in Hebrew is the same symbol used for the number 6.
The letter "Vav" is transliterated into English as the letter "W".
So "WWW" spells "666".

The World Wide Web is the the Beast!

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
5. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon put to the Bible.
Sat May 12, 2012, 02:17 PM
May 2012

It is very clever. But....I would have to make giant leaps of faith to assume there is anything more than a fascinating twist to come up with this.

And I rarely jump these days.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
13. STOP READING MY MIND!
Wed May 16, 2012, 07:40 PM
May 2012

I didn't think anyone knew just how much I love the new Camaros....


I will have you my precious....

 

edcantor

(325 posts)
7. Proof definitive that we atheists are all wrong!!! Of course!
Sat May 12, 2012, 03:10 PM
May 2012

You solved it for us all, and now I'll see you in church tomorrow!!!

 

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)
12. Every one knows...
Sun May 13, 2012, 03:02 PM
May 2012

That "ashes to ashes" is foreknowledge that carbon is the bringer of life and death

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