This weeks round up of Internet polls that don't matter.

[NorthCarolina]

[SamKnause]

1. They do matter !!!!!!

That is why all the establishment millionaires and billionaires

are conniving on how to take Bernie down.

They sicken me.

They don't give a damn about this country.

[Nictuku]

2. Can it be?

Frank Herbert's Dune reference:

"Can it be? He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!!"

Also called "the one who can be two places simultaneously" or "the one who can be many places at once," the Kwisatz Haderach (defined by Herbert as "The Shortening of the Way&quot , with supreme prescience and access to both male and female lines in Other Memory, will be an overt figure in the Bene Gesserit's manipulations, thrust upon the universe as a messiah.

OK, so I'm a sci-fi nerd. I do think that we are witnessing something amazing. A.... political revolution!

Disclaimer: I am not Bene Gesserit.

[msongs]

3. those are nothing, in a poll of his wife he scored 100% nt

[99th_Monkey]

4. Pfff. Bernie must be hiring people, or paying them to gin-up these on-liners.

It couldn't be that so many people would actually vote for a democratic SOCIALIST,
a guy who's spent his entire adult life fighting for 'the little people', for racial justice, for the
poor & middle class, for the environment, for unions and workers, for LGBT rights, etc.

That would amount to an YUGE political revolution, which would be .. well ... "too good
to be true".