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FlatBaroque

(3,160 posts)
Fri Apr 22, 2016, 09:50 AM Apr 2016

How can I sign up for some BrockBucks?

Things are a little tight around here these days and I heard that a large amount cash was available for doing some online work on behalf of Hillary. Can someone hook me up? Although I do not now, or will ever, support Hillary, I do wish to score some BrockBucks.

tia

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QC

(26,371 posts)
1. Looks like he runs a real sweatshop, though, considering
Fri Apr 22, 2016, 09:52 AM
Apr 2016

how some folks are racking up hundreds of posts per week.

(Of course, when one simply pastes the same one-line insults into thread after thread, that's not hard to do. I guess they're not paying according to quality.)

Joob

(1,065 posts)
2. Scummy Tactics, from a Scummy person
Fri Apr 22, 2016, 09:54 AM
Apr 2016

But that's my opinion. Promoting trolling ,and Paying people to Troll is disgusting.
No one likes Trolls. How is that supposed to even help Hillary?

 

djean111

(14,255 posts)
3. I think you have to look in a mirror and shriek "Benghazi! Five stages of grief! RW smear!
Fri Apr 22, 2016, 09:57 AM
Apr 2016

sexist!!!" five times, and then whirl like a Dervish, holding out your hand. Either Brock money appears, or the Candyman drags you off. Forget which.

CoffeeCat

(24,411 posts)
4. You have to fill out an applications first, and answer a series of questions
Fri Apr 22, 2016, 10:43 AM
Apr 2016

Here's the application. Email to: Douchecanoe@opportunity.us


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Thank you for your interest in being a paid shill!

Please answer the following questions:

1.) Are you a complete tool?

2.) Are you a liar?

3.) Do you enjoy behaving like a grade-school bully?

4.) Do you enjoy spending hours defending the indefensible?

5.) Are you familiar with the philosophy of Elizabeth Kubler Ross?

6.) Can you handle keeping your job secret, not because it's important--but because it is pathetic?

7.) Can you go "Full Heisenberg" with no remorse?

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