Move over HA HA Goodman. Seth Abramson wants your job.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Bernie Sanders is Currently Winning the Democratic Primary Race



This will be a relatively straight-forward article, largely because its central premise is inarguable: the recent declaration by the national media that polls and votes are the same thing means it’s entirely probable that Bernie Sanders is winning the Democratic primary. And since the extent of that probability can’t be properly discerned, given the media’s odd theory on polls and votes, as a Sanders supporter I think it’s fair for me to say that Bernie Sanders is definitely leading the Democratic race— at least as far as pledged delegates are concerned.
This assertion will confuse, bemuse, and enrage many people — so you’ll have to read on to understand it. You can also stop reading here, if you prefer, and go ballistic about this article on Twitter and Facebook. It certainly won’t change the fact that, now that the national media has confirmed that polls

http://tinyurl.com/j4r5rmr

[MohRokTah]

1. They're going OTT with their HDS. eom

[bravenak]

2. Hilarious

[CorporatistNation]

5. THIS Is "Hillaryous" Or Very Sad... As The Case May be... But TRUE Nonetheless...

e.g., MSNBC To the deniers... Watch THIS Video... It is not comforting to think that she may well be the Democratic Nominee...

Hillary really betrayed Andrea Mitchell... The entire context of this report was of a solemn nature... A Funeral so to speak...

Andrea Mitchell "I do not see this report as ...ANYTHING BUT... DEVASTATING!"

Chuck Todd "After this I don't think that she could get confirmed for Attorney General!"

Lots of FIBBING by Hillary here.. for more than a year!

[bravenak]

6. So much manufactured outrage

[Bobbie Jo]

3. Oh dear.

[BootinUp]

4. What is wrong with these people? ROFL

[Cali_Democrat]

7. LOL!

[pmorlan1]

8. K&R

So people can read the article.

[geek tragedy]

9. He's every bit as smart and principled as Bernie Sanders

They make the same arguments

[NurseJackie]

10. It's cra-cray!

[YouDig]

11. This is the best #berniemath I have ever seen. We have a champion!