Trump's trip to Scotland was such a success, Republicans added the Loch Ness monster to their logo.

[L. Coyote]

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President of Correct The Record Brad Woodhouse released the following statement after Donald Trump’s bizarre, “insane” press conference in Scotland.

“Donald Trump is an embarrassment to the United States,” said Correct The Record President Brad Woodhouse. “Amidst one of the biggest moments in recent European history, Trump responded with his typical narcissism, ignorance and know-nothingism. Trump even cheered the economic crisis now gripping the world. Trump should stick to golf course drainage—and be kept as far away from the nuclear codes as possible. All I have to say to Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Reince Priebus and the rest of the GOP saddled with this embarrassment of a candidate: LMAO.”

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Trump Takes a Surreal Victory Lap in Scotland

[Iliyah]

1. The GOP is a embarrassment to the USA period.

Vetting should be a requirement for them and corporate media needs new management.

[MADem]

2. That's more suitable by far--I say give the poor elephant a break.

Elephants are sweet and loving creatures, highly sensitive and intelligent--they'd probably stampede away in utter disgust if they had to deal with Trump one-on-one.

[L. Coyote]

3. Some of those elephants are turning a nice shade of blue. Rs should switch logos to a pink pig.

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Pink because they really need to attract women voters.

[MADem]

4. LOL--pigs are actuallly very smart, and can be sweet (though some have tempers)

How about an alligator? They're stupid and they eat little kids!

That's the GOP for ya--devouring everything and anyone we care about!

[L. Coyote]

5. No animal deserves such a ignominious fate. Maybe a rock.

As in dumb as a rock.
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Of course, there is the snake, symbol of the devil and evil. Maybe make an exception in this case.

[MADem]

6. LOL!!!!!!! nt

[joshcryer]

7. I wanted to start a website to get some of that free CTR money...

...but Trump is so outlandishly bad that I don't even think I could do it. I mean. What. Is. Going. On.

Literally everything he says or does is so pathetic that it's not even worth the effort to basically post everything he does.