5 Days later and Trump is still tweeting that he won debate...if only it hadn't been for

[HipChick]

mean girl Hillary who baited him into a trap...

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 23m23 minutes ago

I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided "spin" that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

OMG...What a #Loser Bigly

[Charles Bukowski]

1. The only spin I've seen is from pundits

who claim he held his own, or worse, won the first 30 minutes of the debate.

Not. Even. Close.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Real debate winners don't complain about the mic. World Series winners don't slam the umpire. . nt

[rumdude]

3. He just put up a new tweet

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 4m4 minutes ago New Jersey, USA

The so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us that the DJT audio & sound level was very bad. So why didn't they fix it?

[Grassy Knoll]

5. Lol, WTF Is He Talking About....

..The Whole World Heard Every Fucking Sniffle. Sore Loser Clown.

[HipChick]

7. FFS...what an arse

Does he want a redo or something?

[Blue_Roses]

9. The engineers who set up the mics told the candidates

to NOT touch the mics. DT has his hands all over that thing. I saw it and so did 80 million other people. What a bozo

[apcalc]

4. A poor workman blames his tools.

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Don't forget about that bad mike! That was so unfair.

[thucythucy]

8. He's got a secret plan to defeat ISIS but

a "faulty mic" has him flummoxed?

Loser.

[Avalux]

10. It's so ridiculous - the microphone wasn't faulty, we could hear everything he said and

could even hear him sniffing. Makes no sense.