Anyone up for a limerick?

[tavernier]

Last edited Mon Oct 3, 2016, 04:36 PM - Edit history (1)

There once was a guy called Trump
With a considerably humongous rump
But his fingers were tiny
Compared to his hiney
So the ladies just called him lil' stump.

[DUgosh]

1. I love limericks

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[herding cats]

2. Hahaha!

Love it!

Thanks for the laugh.

[ailsagirl]

3. I found this one

Trump the Game Plan

There once was a huckster named Trump
who liked to be kissed on the rump.
He promised awed voters
if they'd be his promoters,
he'd magically fix up their dump.

Now the voters were dreaming of Ronald
and hoping they'd found him in Donald.
And so, lightly "thinking"
after much heavy drinking,
they put out, as if they'd been fondled.

But once he'd secured the election
Trump found his fans cause for dejection.
"I only love tens!"
he complained to his "friends,"
then deported them: black, white and Mexican.

Thus Donald fulfilled his sworn duties
by ridding the land of non-cuties.
Once the plain Janes were gone
he could smile on his throne
surrounded by imported beauties!
―Michael R. Burch

http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Limericks.htm

[tavernier]

5. Excellent! n/t

[ailsagirl]

7. I liked yours :)

And apparently many others feel the need to compose something!!

[bravenak]

4. Ha Ha HA!

There once was a Chump who ran for President
An ostentatious American resident
He went to debate
his heart filled with hate
and bombed since his evil was evident

[tavernier]

6. Encore! n/t

[bravenak]

10. Okay!

A man who lost ONE BILLION DOLLARS
comes on my teevee and hollers
calls beauty queens fat
and dumb stuff like that
shocking even his followers

[tribe-time]

8. this man thought he was strong

but the country knew he was wrong
by the women he knew
and the numbers were few
that his ....was only 2" long

[tavernier]

9. Wee stumpy rides again!

Oh dear, I guess dems can also have a non PC gene.

[catbyte]

13. Ok, you owe me a new keyboard.

Note to self--do not take a drink of anything while opening a DU thread entitled: Anybody up for a limerick?

[DFW]

11. If I may be permitted some grammatic license......

A bloated fake pol who's named Donald
Claims he took the mantle of Ronald
But his true self unfurls
He only likes girls
And preferably laid horizonald

[tavernier]

14. Horizonald is my new favorite word!! n/t

[DFW]

16. Sorry, I couldn't resist! n/t

[camelfan]

12. Here's mine.

In this 2016 election
We must all take some time for reflection.
Do we want Donald Trump,
Not a chimp, but a chump,
And a face with an orange's complexion?

I say no, we do not! We're all smarter than that.
Pass the reins to a capable female.
Let her lead and inspire,
And we'll hold our heads higher,
Well, as long as she lays off the email.

[tavernier]

15. Now I'm embarrassed...

You guys are professionals!!

...not a chimp, but a chump...

[VulgarPoet]

17. Here's mine.

There once was a man with small hands,
Who blustered 'bout all through the land.
He spoke of big sticks
With a sub-one inch...
And soon after found himself banned.

[tavernier]

18. Speak loudly

And carry a small stick?

[VulgarPoet]

19. Something like that?