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Trump Stumps for 19th Amendment Repeal
Link: http://www.newsyoushouldntbelieve.com
CANDIDATE TRUMP WANTS TO END WOMEN'S VOTE
by Knott Laiklie
In a closed address at a meeting of the Conservative Confederate Manly Men's Club of Georgia, Donald Trump, erstwhile candidate for President who claims to be a Republican, hinted at his plans for women if he wins the November 8 election.
"We have a real problem here, believe me," He said to the group, according to one attendee who declines to be named. "It's women. They're not planning to vote for me, I hear. That's evidence that they are all poopy-pants non-thinkers, I'm telling you." He continued, "Just look at Rosie O'Donnell and those harpies on the View. They know nothing about how tremendously well I'll treat all those little ladies in America. Count on it! I will return women to the days when they didn't have to go out on a job and let them return to eating chocolates and watching soap operas until it's time to make supper for their hard-working husbands."
Even in that Georgia enclave of misogynistic males, a quiet gasp was heard. "The trouble is that we ever allowed them to vote. That was a really dumb thing to do. Once I'm elected, I'm going to single-handedly repeal that 19th Amendment fiasco. I love women, as you all know. At least the hot ones, of course...no, just kidding, right? We need women to do the job they were made to do: satisfying their husbands and creating new people. Trust me, once we get women back in the kitchen and out of the boardroom, America will return to being the great country it was before WW1, trust me."
He then cautioned his audience, "Now don't go spreading this around, you know. Instead, get absentee ballots and make your wives, sisters and daughters vote for Donald Trump. Take those ballots and mail them yourselves. You have to watch those cheating women. They'll go into the voting booth and cancel out your vote if you let them, I can tell you."
After a standing ovation, Trump left the stage and was whisked away to his jet.
by Knott Laiklie
In a closed address at a meeting of the Conservative Confederate Manly Men's Club of Georgia, Donald Trump, erstwhile candidate for President who claims to be a Republican, hinted at his plans for women if he wins the November 8 election.
"We have a real problem here, believe me," He said to the group, according to one attendee who declines to be named. "It's women. They're not planning to vote for me, I hear. That's evidence that they are all poopy-pants non-thinkers, I'm telling you." He continued, "Just look at Rosie O'Donnell and those harpies on the View. They know nothing about how tremendously well I'll treat all those little ladies in America. Count on it! I will return women to the days when they didn't have to go out on a job and let them return to eating chocolates and watching soap operas until it's time to make supper for their hard-working husbands."
Even in that Georgia enclave of misogynistic males, a quiet gasp was heard. "The trouble is that we ever allowed them to vote. That was a really dumb thing to do. Once I'm elected, I'm going to single-handedly repeal that 19th Amendment fiasco. I love women, as you all know. At least the hot ones, of course...no, just kidding, right? We need women to do the job they were made to do: satisfying their husbands and creating new people. Trust me, once we get women back in the kitchen and out of the boardroom, America will return to being the great country it was before WW1, trust me."
He then cautioned his audience, "Now don't go spreading this around, you know. Instead, get absentee ballots and make your wives, sisters and daughters vote for Donald Trump. Take those ballots and mail them yourselves. You have to watch those cheating women. They'll go into the voting booth and cancel out your vote if you let them, I can tell you."
After a standing ovation, Trump left the stage and was whisked away to his jet.
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it's a bit of a totem animal for me.
